Monday, December 24, 2018

Fifty Minutes Of Christmas Time Laughs


Season two and three of "The Office" Christmas episodes are highly recommended views for fans of comedy and December's holiday.

"Christmas Party," the 10th episode of "The Office," season two lures the laughs with the shows patented soliloquies and timely humor. Like many work places, including mine, the "Christmas Party" has the employee's in the office doing a Secret Santa. There's a $20.00 maximum price-tag for your co-workers gift. The boss Michael shakes things up when he spends $400.00 on his gift. When Michael receives a home-made oven-mitt from Phyllis, he turns Secret Santa into Yankee Swap, aka, White Elephant or Nasty Christmas.

Yankee Swap is simple, a person can steal someones gift or pick a new gift that's wrapped. If your gift gets stolen, you can steal someone else's present or pick a new gift.

Before Michael received his oven-mitt, Jim got an old shirt from the Creed. In Jim's soliloquy, Jim states that Creed obviously forgot to get him something and went into his closet and dug up an old shirt and gave it to him. Creed responds, yep, that's exactly what happened.



Once Secret Santa has transformed into Yankee Swap, things immediately go awry in a laugh out loud way. Ryan opens his random gift, and receives a flowery desk name-plate with 'Kelly' etched on it. That was meant for Kelly, Stanley said.



The "Christmas Party" is sentimental without being sappy. At this point in the show, Jim and Pam have still not gotten together, even though it's clear there meant for one another. Jim's gift to Pam winds up with his office nemesis, and often prank recipient, Dwight. Jim is clearly distraught.

Kevin reignites the laughs when he gets the foot-bath he bought himself. Kevin got himself for Secret Santa, and didn't tell anyone, so he could buy himself the foot-bath. The look on his face is priceless when he realizes he could have gotten the $400.00 video iPod Michael bought.

The office party is disastrous until Michael purchases $166.00 worth of booze for his workers. Upon the purchase, Michael asks the cashier if 15 large bottles of  booze is enough to get 20 people plastered!

This episode to me is an over and over watch for the holidays. "Christmas Party" is funny and fits the season.

"A Benihana Christmas," the 10th episode of season three gets going quick with the laughs when Dwight brings in a dead goose he ran over on the way to work. Dwight's plan is to cook the goose in the office for a Christmas dinner.

Michael's Christmas joy turns to sorrow when his girlfriend leaves him. To help cheer him up, he's taken to Benihana's restaurant with some of the guys from the office for drinks and food. Pam and Karen team-up against Angela to rival her Christmas party with the remaining crew in the office.



Kevin wants to go the party Pam and Karen are having in the break-room, buts decides to go to Angela's party in the conference room because Angela has made home-made double fudge brownies. Kevin has seconds on dessert, and Angela tries to stop him because, not everyone has had a first helping. Kevin tells her, she's got to be kidding (there's tons of food) and Angela looks down at Kevin's stomach and says, you've got to be kidding; Kevin then takes a bite of the chocolate.





This episode of the office illustrates the spirit of Christmas, and its signature office humor is fantastic.

                                                                                      Izzy Schurr, aka, Mark Schurr

Tuesday, December 18, 2018

"Stan Lee & the Rise & Fall of the American Comic Book," A Modern Moron Book Review


Comic books are responsible for creating a curriculum of cheap thrills, gaudy pictures and simply constructed sentences that stunt the imagination of an entire generation, a journalist wrote in 1940.

Comics teach children to hate authority figures, a tool that leads to deviant criminal acts, and promotes sexually charged and lurid violent acts. These were other things 1940s journalists wrote about the young industry of comic books. The writers and artists retaliated by stating that any form of reading is a good thing for children to be doing.

"Stan Lee And The Rise And Fall Of The American Comic Book," was a book released in 2003, 15 years before Stan Lee died of natural causes on Nov, 12.



I acquired this book briefly from the Rohnert Park Library. It's a good read for any fan of comic books. Stan Lee, a Marvel Comic book icon was indeed a focal figure for spawning Spider-Man, The Fantastic Four, Thor, The Incredible Hulk, the X-Men, The Silver Surfer and hundreds more comic book heroes and villains.

Time Magazine credited Lee as the creator of Spider-Man in 1998. Five years later, when this book was released, it stated that Lee was the co-creator of the webbed wonder. Lee tended to be a credit hog, but none the less, he was a skilled writer, artist, promoter and publisher.

Lee was smart, in the 1940s as an artist and writer for Marvel Comics he was one of the first to credit himself. Remember the many Marvel Comic book covers of 60s and 70s that were littered with Stan Lee presents...?

In the 40s, Lee, Jack Kirby, and Steve Ditko were Marvel Comics for all intensive purposes. All three of these men drew and wrote original stories for Marvel Comics. Of course there were other writers and artist for Marvel, but these three men alone co-created Spider-Man, The Fantastic Four, The Silver Surfer, and the dozens more that flourish on the big screen to this day.

In 1966, Ditko quit working for Marvel Comics and he was not happy at all that Lee received full credit for creating Spider-Man. Essayist Greg Cwiklik stated that Lee took too much credit as a writer. Many people in the comic book industry in the 1990s considered Lee to be irrelevant or the public image for a corporate bully (Marvel) rather then an underdog pop hero. That's what I really enjoyed about this book, written by two journalists, Jordan Raphael and Tom Spurgeon, it's not all praise for Lee.

When I was 4-years-old in 1968, The Silver Surfer was introduced to the masses. Lee acknowledged that Jack Kirby was the creator of the Silver Surfer, which he was, but Lee made the cosmic wanderer poetic;

'Paradise unearned is but a land of ruins' Lee wrote for the Silver Surfer when the Beatles were still together.

In 1988, Lee also wrote the 64 page graphic Silver Surfer comic book, "Judgment Day," drawn by French artist John Buscema.

The Silver Surfer was Lee's favorite comic book character. The Surf man, also my favorite comic book character failed to find a sizable audience. The Silver Surfer was directed toward older readers and tended to have more pages and a  higher price then other Marvel comic books. Lee said the Silver Surfer was a career high light for himself.

The 60s were the hey-day for Marvel, Spider Man was also created in that decade.

I lost interest in the book when it detailed business aspects, but Peter Paul, co-founder with Lee in the late 90s or early 2000s for Stan Lee Media, an Internet start-up company that turned out to be a financial scam headed by Paul.

Paul was on trail for the Stan Lee Media company that was shut down in the early 2000s. Lee was not much a business man, at meetings in the 90s, he said very little and often doodled during the  meetings. Lee said about Paul, he'd never be so trusting again. Paul was still on trail when this book was published. Izzy Schurr, aka,  Mark Schurr

Vintage Christmas Movie Is Marvelous


"People are only institutionalized to be kept from harming themselves or other people; Mr Kringle is incapable of either, his is a delusion for good," Dr. Pierce said.

Dr. Pierce played by James Seay is a psychologist from the vintage movie "Miracle On 34th Street." This 1947 flick won three academy awards. Actor Edmund Gwenn who portrayed Santa Claus was awarded best supporting actor that year, and writers Valentine Davies (best original story) and screen-writer George Seaton were the other award winning recipients.

Kris Kringle (Gwenn) was a last minute substitution to be Santa Clause in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, because their Santa was too drunk to participate in the Macy's fest. Macy's executive, Doris Walker, played by Maureen O' Hara also hires Saint Nicholas (Gwenn) to be Macy's department store Santa Clause for the Christmas season.



Walker and the head of the toy department adore their new hire Santa Clause, and so does Mr. Macy. Santa (Gwenn) advises parents where they can find certain toys for their children, even if the toys are not at Macy's.

Mr. Macy credits Walker (O' Hara) and the toy department manager for increasing the stores profits. Macy's profits soar because parents perceive the store management as heartfelt and into the spirit of Christmas, hence more shoppers.

Walker (O' Hara) soon has her doubts about her new hire Santa, because he actually believes he's Santa Clause and has previously been released from a mental institution by Dr. Pierce (Seay).

Macy's psychologist, Mr. Sawyer, a grumpy cheerless fellow claims Kringle displays violent tendencies because of the way he yields his cane, and he recommends that Santa should be fired immediately. Mr. Macy doesn't care that his new hire Santa actually believes he's Saint Nick, so Walker does not fire him. 

Doris Walker is a very professional and logical single mother who tells her daughter there is no Santa Clause, and is very adamant that her daughter not believe in childish fantasies. Defense lawyer, Fred Gailey played by John Payne is in love with Doris Walker, and he makes her angry when he takes Natalie Wood, Susan Walker, the 9-year-old daughter of Doris to see Santa.

Nine-year-old Susan, (Wood) like her mother tells Santa to his face he's not really Santa, and this sets the challenge for Kris Kringle. Kringle says to Susan's mom, Doris, that if he can convince her, a sheer doubter, then he can convince anyone he's actually Santa Clause.

The conflict gets into full gear when Susan (Wood) asks Santa for a real house for Christmas, and soon afterwards, because of the Grinchy Mr. Sawyer, Kris Kringle winds up on trail for lunacy in the New York Supreme Court.



Supreme court Judge, Henry X. Harper thinks he's got himself an easy case, all he has to do is rule in a court of law, there is no Santa Clause. Before the trial even begins, Harper learns quickly the conundrum he's in for. His young grand-daughter and even younger grandson shun him because he's putting Santa Clause on trial for insanity. 

Harper is an elected New York judge and he knows that if he rules in court there is a Santa Clause, his own sanity and career will be in jeopardy. Here's the advice he receives from his friend and professional advisor;

"Go ahead, go state that the New York Supreme Court rules there is no Santa Clause, it's all over the papers, the kids read it, and don't hang up their stockings, what happens to all those toys that are supposed to be in those stockings? Nobody buys them, the toy manufactures are going to have to lay off a lot their employees. Department stores and the candy makers also lose a fortune. The only votes you're going to get are from yourself and the prosecuting district attorney."  The district attorney is a republican judge Henry replies with dismay.

If defense lawyer, Fred Gailey cannot prove authoritatively that Kris Kringle is really Santa Clause, then Kringle will be sentenced to a mental institution. All seems lost until a letter to Santa Clause from a random child addresses the letter to the New York, City Courthouse as opposed to the North Pole. 

After the prosecution rests its case, Fred Gaily reads to the Judge an official document from the U.S. Post Office. Gaily makes the following point clear in court; The postal laws and regulations make it a criminal offense to willfully misdirect mail or intentionally deliver mail to the wrong party. After Gaily illustrates this fact, members of the U.S. Post Office deliver several bags containing thousands of letters addressed to Santa Clause to Kringle while in court.

Gaily says to the judge; Members of the U.S. Post Office, a branch of the Federal Government have delivered this mail to Kris Kringle, declaring him to be Santa Clause.

"Since the U.S. Government declares this man to be Santa Clause, this court will not dispute it," Judge Henry X. Harper said, concluding the court case.

Fred Gaily ignites the spirit of Christmas, takes command of his career, and is loved by the woman of his desires.

Gaily, upon his victory in court invites Kris Kringle to have dinner with him, Doris and Susan that night, and Kringle respectively declines, saying he'll be very busy, it's Christmas Eve.

On Christmas morning while Fred is driving with Doris and Susan, Susan excitedly gets out of the car while it's briefly stopped, and runs into a house that is for sale, it's the house she asked Santa for. Fred and Doris agree they can't disappoint Susan, so they both decide to buy the house. Santa's cane is leaning against the wall. Doris and Fred both see the cane and look at each other in amazed curiosity...   

Five stars for this rated G Christmas classic, "Miracle On 34th Street."
                                                                                          Izzy Schurr, aka, Mark Schurr 

Thursday, December 6, 2018

Month Old Parody Child's Book, Actually Helpful To Hurricane Victims


In September, Hurricane Florence ravaged North Carolina and instantly, well over 1,100 people were homeless and more then 40 persons were killed. South Carolina Gov. Henry McMaster estimated the damage at $1.2 billion and also claims Hurricane Florence is the worst disaster in the states modern day history.  https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hurricane-florence-flooding-north-south-carolina-virginia-death-toll-today-2018-09-20/

On Sept., 19, President Donald Trump visited the hurricane mauled town of New Bern, North Carolina and his words of wisdom and compassion displayed what a fantastic president and human being he is. I'm joking of course, in the wake of this disaster, Trump once again show-cased his idiocy and complete lack of empathy. Trump actually said to some people that lost their house in the hurricane; Have a good time.

When our president visited New Bern, North Carolina on Sept., 19, he said to one resident whose home was destroyed and had a boat appear on his storm-ravaged yard: "At least you got a nice boat out of the deal.” https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/stephen-colbert-selling-trump-childrens-book-to-help-hurrican-victims_us_5baefbeae4b0343b3dc04705

"Whose Boat Is This Boat? Comments That Don't Help In The Aftermath Of A Hurricane" by Donald Trump (by accident) is an 18 page large print picture book based on an idea by Emmy Blotnick. The staff of "The Late Show With Stephen Colbert" used President Trump's exact words to produce "Whose Boat Is This Boat?"    Izzy Schurr aka, Mark Schurr





The book is very affordable and 100 percent of the proceeds will be donated to The Foundation for the Carolinas, The One SC Fund, The North Carolina Disaster Relief Fund, and World Central Kitchen. (goodreads.com)

Monday, December 3, 2018

Library Lunacy, Stories Written More Than A 180 Years Ago


If there is a dark power which malevolently and treacherously places a thread within us, this unseen force may become our very selfs, and once we have surrendered our thoughts to the dark influences of the mind, all cheer and tranquility is lost. (Ernst Theodor Amadeus Hoffmann)

The above paragraph is from the 1816-1817 short story, "The Sandman" by the German writer E.T.A. Hoffmann.

Olimpia, she was a robot woman who appeared human to the character Nathanael. "The Sandman" author, Hoffmann never referred to Olimpia as a robot, but she was indeed inhuman and meticulously manufactured and appeared real, especially to the Nathanael.

Nathanael forgets his love for Clara, the leading woman in "The Sandman."  A savage hurricane lashes the ocean, its waves rear-up like black giants with white heads filled with  the rage of combat. Through all the chaos, Olimpia has no eyes, just black caverns where the eyes should be. (Hoffmann)

"The Sandman" is a tale of love and horror, a graphic mind journey into the depths of bad dreams, brutal murders and the mystical doctrines of the Devil.

A man's head is shattered on pavement, and the brutally murdered man is either Nathanael or Lothar, Clara's brother. How would Clara's mind cope with life without her brother or the only man to arouse her loving gaze? 

Is the Sandman a real beast who tears the eyes out of children, and brings their eyes to his hideous children to feed upon under the crescent moon? 

"The Sandman" is one of over a dozen stories from the book; "Horror Stories: Classic Tales  From Hoffmann To Hodgson." The stories where written in the 1800s.

Author James Hogg's 1827 story, "George Dobson's "Expedition To Hell" explores thoughts and dreams. Hogg claims dreams are the results of the soul having intercourse with the external world. "Expedition To Hell" poetically illustrates 'Ultimam Cogita,' consider the end or think of the last hour of life, vanish into the gloom and tread the dreary labyrinth as best you can. 

I learned from "Berenice," the 1835 tale written by Edgar Allan Poe that I'm a monomaniac, meaning that I tend to fixate on a single subject to the point of insanity, like the focal character in the story, Egaeus.

All my passions are of the mind now, nothing is real. I'm a creature of chaos and the infinite imagination is my only link to serenity. The untapped reservoirs of ancient and new tales spawned on the printed page cater to my soul and justify some kind of reason for my existence. 

The nearly 200 year old tales from the book "Horror Stories," spurned my imagination and enhanced my desire to seek out the works of writers long past. Long live the library!
                                                                                              Izzy Schurr, aka, me.   

Thursday, November 22, 2018

Modern Moron


Nonsense and a sense of humor are the only senses I posses. My bombastic thoughts and opinions are displays of drivel amidst the Internet. I'm thankful I'm innocuously insane.
                                                                                                        Izzy Schurr

Wednesday, October 3, 2018

Write Handed XVII


Emotions and feelings cannot be controlled, there like the weather, they just happen. Joy, grieve, laughter, tears, humor, anger, love and lust, it's all a whirlwind of the human condition. Pause, breath and think before unfiltered responses wreck havoc amidst us all.

Suddenly, everything has become so clear, easy to understand. Mental illness and cerebral chaos cannot be controlled either, but arrowed words, tantrum's and outbursts can be caged. Just now, I've grasped perception and have realized my knowledge is shallow, my existence a mere blip in time and only more reading can cure my unspoken woes.
                                                                              Izzy Schurr, aka Mark Schurr

Photo of Nebula, the galaxy past Andromeda, from the young adult book "George's Cosmic Treasure Hunt."  
                                                                             

Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Time...A 'Twilight Zone" Episode Review


Mr. Henry Bemis, a charter member in a fraternity of dreamers whose passion is the printed page, conspired against by his boss, his wife and a world full of tongue cluckers in the unrelenting hands of a clock. (Rod Serling)

"Time Enough At Last," the 8th episode of Rod Serling's TV show, "The Twilight Zone" marvelously transformed writer Lynn Venable's short story from the 1953 magazine "If, Worlds Of Science Fiction" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Enough_at_Last into a compelling tale of imagination, intrigue and frustration.

Acclaimed actor Burgess Meredith (1907-1997) portrayed Henry Bemis, the focal character in 1959s "Time Enough At Last" with aplomb. Bemis is an avid reader to say the least. His reading causes problems at his banking job and with his wife. His boss and his wife do everything they can to thwart his reading.

The minor mistakes at work and Bemis getting reminded by his boss that a voluptuous women complained about him because he was looking down at her chest, but Bemis was not being a typical male eyeing a beautifully breasted women, Bemis was simply trying to read her election button to see who she voted for.

Writers Venable and Serling cleverly conceived a way for Bemis to be the sole survivor of a nuclear holocaust with an abundance of food and water. At first Bemis is lonely, even suicidal until he discovers a vast collection of undamaged books from a rubbled city library. Bemis excitedly makes countless stacks of book as he prepares his days and years of which books he's going to read until he drops and breaks his prescription reading glasses. The end.   
                                                             
                                                                             Izzy Schurr, aka Mark Schurr

Monday, October 1, 2018

Insane Politics


What your seeing and what your reading is not what's happening President Donald Trump said on July 25 in Kansas City, Mo.

That's good, because what I'm seeing and reading is that Trump is a racist horny old burger goblin who literally steals children from poor people, Stephen Colbert said. The above statement by Trump was addressed to many of his cult followers at this year’s national Veterans of Foreign Wars convention. The Late Show With Stephen Colbert also pointed out that president Trump has reduced international relationships to a fight between two 14-year-old girls in 1988.

Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me old, when I would never call him short and fat. Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen! A Nov., 11 Trump tweet about North Korean leader Kim Jong-un.

Politician John Kerry said on Real Time With Bill Maher that Trump has the maturity of an 8-year-old boy and the insecurity of a teenage girl.

A tweet last year by North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un stated that he has a nuclear button is on his desk at all times. Trump tweeted back; I too have a nuclear button, but it is a much bigger and more powerful one than his, and my button works!

How wonderful to live in a world with leaders possessing nuclear weapons who brag and argue like petulant children. Welcome to America and the rest of the world, which is a fiasco of futility and a ludicrous reality TV show. Real news is shown in bits and pieces, if at all.

Across the Atlantic sea in the Middle Eastern lands, the raping of very young girls and women is legal. Several years ago, Rawan, an 8-year-old girl from Yemen was forced to marry a man approximately 40-years-old. Rawan died of internal sexual injuries after spending her wedding night with a husband five times her age. https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09/09/bride-aged-8-dies-internal-sexual-injuries-wedding-night-_n_3892892.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer_us=aHR0cHM6Ly9zZWFyY2gueWFob28uY29tLw&guce_referrer_cs=jAmXkuJT-efMs-TkiMuxeg 

A Huffington Post article in May, 2015 stated that about 95 percent of girls in Somalia between the ages of 4 and 11-years-old undergo Female Genital Mutilation, a practice that involves the partial or total removal of the external female genitalia for no medical benefit. https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/somalia-may-soon-ban-female-genital-mutilation_us_55bfaf59e4b06363d5a2e560 FGM is also a common practice in the Middle East. George Carlin said it's so women in these countries will be less likely to cheat on their husbands because having their clitoris forcibly removed vastly decreases sexual pleasure. 

Earthlings tend to be a bunch of narcissistic numb-skulls that fail to adhere to the Bible's commandment; thou shall not kill. In August, a U.S. backed Saudi Arabia led coalition air strike hit a school bus in Yemen that killed 29 children. All the children where under 15-years-old. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/09/dozens-dead-in-yemen-as-bus-carrying-children-hit-by-airstrike-icrc

Since March, 2015, 60 percent of child deaths in the Middle East have been from air strikes by U.S. backed coalitions with Saudi Arabia, according to the United Nations. Nearly 1,500 children have lost limbs or have been maimed by U.S. drones since March 2015.  https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/yemen-war-the-girl-forced-to-marry-at-11-whose-story-exposes-the-conflicts-toll-on-children-a7125151.html  

In the 90s drones where called smart bombs, which the government still fools the masses into thinking these insanely priced bombs only kills military enemies. All the money spent of these sadistic weapons of war could end world hunger and  provide a free four year college degree to tens of millions of people, do the research! The words peace and harmony are shrouded in death and destruction. Mankind is not so kind.     
                                                               Izzy Schurr, aka, Mark Schurr

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

DACA, A Quick Recap


The Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) is a cruel and misguided policy that violates U.S. law and international human rights law, and the officials who decided it and implemented it should be held accountable, I heard today on KQED PBS news.

As of today, there are still at least 380 parents separated from their children under the Trump administration laws.

President Donald Trump and his partners in crime justify this criminality be bringing up the American families that have had their children killed by illegal aliens. Yes, murderous crimes have  been committed by illegal aliens from outside the U.S., but this doesn't justify jailing children and separating 6-year-old Marianita from her Honduran parents Ana Liliana Zuniga and Misael Ponce Herrara.

In June, Misael Ponce Herrara came into the U.S. illegally with his daughter Marianita. Misael was deported and is still in Honduras while his daughter is still caged somewhere in New York. Herrara is still trying to get into the U.S., now legally, and reunite with his daughter. He wants to leave Honduras to escape poverty and frequent violence in his town. Look out now, Herrara is a barber who may cut into Caucasian business.

In June, Trump's soulless wife Melania displayed her compassion for the caged immigrant children when she wore a jacket with the words; “I really don’t care, do u?” in huge letters on the back of it while she was departing a Texas detention center with unaccompanied children taken from their parents for not being white. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/posteverything/wp/2018/06/22/what-melania-trumps-i-dont-care-jacket-says-about-the-state-of-the-east-wing/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.8abf1bd3063f

                                                                                   Izzy Schurr

Monday, September 17, 2018

Modern Moron Movie Review; "I Married A Witch"


As a disembodied entity, her foreboding, yet alluring voice fueled the flames of desire when she softly said; it would be nice to have lips, lips to whisper lies, lips to kiss man, make him suffer.

Jennifer (Veronica Lake) and her father Daniel, portrayed by Cecil Kellaway were burned to death by puritans in 1672 at the start of the movie.

"I Married A Witch" is a comedy, and the burning of Jennifer (Lake) and her father (Kellaway) are not shown, just puritans purchasing anti-witch charms from a vendor in the woods as a dying fire fades to transparent smoke amidst the trees.

Jennifer and Daniel's (Kellaway) ashes are buried under an oak tree which has the power to imprison their souls for eternity. A bolt of lightning frees there smoke laden souls 270 years later in 1942.

When Lake delivers the line about wanting to be a tangible body again, yearning to whisper lies to men, kiss them and make them suffer, I became an instant fan of this movie.

If vintage or black and white movies are not for you, this film would be a boring barrage of balderdash. For those who like the early morning or late night ambience of a different generation and suggested sexuality, this off-beat noir of nostalgia may spark some laughs, and perhaps some insight in the realms of politics. 

Jonathan Wooley played by Fredric March was the man who revealed to his townsfolk that Jennifer and her father were witches. Before her burning death, Jennifer (Lake) cast a spell on Wooley (March) and all his family. Jennifer's curse deemed that Wooley and all his descendants would always marry the wrong women and be miserable in love.

Wallace Wooley, also portrayed by Fredric March is the 1942 descendant of 1672 Jonathan Wooley.
Wallace is an honest politician, yes, "I Married A Witch" is a comedy. Veronica Lake is the corporeal and gorgeous form of Jennifer, and with the aide of her father Daniel, she sets out to ensure the Wooley curse lives on.

Wallace is about to become a senator and get married to Estelle Masterson (Susan Hayward). It's obvious Masterson (Hayward) is anything but thrilled about the upcoming marriage, but Jennifer decides to meddle more in the curse she cast upon Wooley. Jennifer conjures up a love potion in an attempt to make Wallace fall in love with her before his wedding. The conflict for Jennifer heats up when she accidentally drinks the potion and her boozing father forgets spells, and eventually becomes her foe.

In the end, the mortal Wallace marries the witch Jennifer, and she decides to keep her magic under wraps, and their first born daughter is eager to test her mothers patience with her powers. Yes, the 1960s and early 70s sitcom "Bewitched" acquired its origins from this 1942 comedy.
                                                                         
                                                                        Izzy Schurr, aka Mark Schurr

Wednesday, September 12, 2018

Athletics 50th Year In Oakland, Nice!



With 17 games remaining in the MLB regular season, the Oakland Athletics are currently riding a six game winning streak after bombarding the Baltimore Orioles today 10-0.

The teams six game winning streak is currently the best in the majors. The Athletics have a better record then all the teams in the National league. Only three teams have a better record then the A's, and two of those three teams, the Boston Red Sox and the New York Yankees are a combined 4-8 against Oakland this year. The Sox's and Yankees were both 1-2 away and at home when they faced Oakland this year. 

Boston is the number one team in hitting, and by far has the most runs scored in baseball. Athletics pitcher Sean Manaea no hit them in April.



Oakland has claimed and kept the number two wild card spot since Aug.,2 and the number one AL wild card holding Yankees have a whopping one game lead over the A's.
The A's have the second most doubles in baseball, third in home runs and fifth in over-all hitting.  http://www.espn.com/mlb/stats/team/_/stat/batting

Oakland's left fielder Khris Davis currently leads the majors in HR, and their center fielder Ramon Laureano has a cannon arm, he can throw a bullet to second base from the warning track in center field. Third baseman Matt Chapmen has more then 20 dingers, is batting over .280 (http://www.espn.com/mlb/stats/team/_/stat/batting) and is one of the main reasons the A's are the number one team in defense efficiency, which is measured by the percentages of balls hit that the defense converts into outs. (SI, Aug, 27)

  

Oak towns number one saver, Blake Treinen has a slider that can hit 100 mph. (SI, Aug, 27) Treinen is 37-4 in save opportunities, has the lowest era in baseball and when a Minnesota Twin homered off him on Aug., 23, it was only the second HR he's relinquished since the second week of the season. SI; http://stations.espn.go.com/mlb/stats/pitching?sort=WARBR

Team chemistry is tight  this year, and the team has no $20 million dollar a year players. At the beginning of the season, the A's had the lowest payroll in the pros at $66 million dollars. (SI, Aug., 27)

The Athletics are exciting once again.     Izzy Schurr, aka Mark Schurr

Tuesday, August 28, 2018

Dreams Creations


The night's graveled paths I roamed were formed from the remnants of dark fairy tales. The eerie, yet inviting shadows of the night entered my dreams fascinations.



Creativity is currency in a world without money, leaders and followers. Infinite kindness, beauty and truth dwells in the crevasses of creation. The serene brutality of science and nature illustrates the duality of mortals and their makers.

There are simple ways to help others in need, and it's cheap, which is important if your income is low, such as mine. Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream ice cream profits go directly to funds supporting charities of concern to Colbert.

The profits of Ben and Jerry's Americone Dream ice cream aide disadvantaged children by giving them food and medical assistance. https://www.benjerry.com/flavors/americone-dream-ice-cream

Last year, when Puerto Rico was hit by Hurricane Maria, the profits of Americone Dream ice cream all went to aiding Puerto Rico and its victims. https://www.avclub.com/stephen-colbert-hits-1-million-in-puerto-rico-donation-1819205241

When donating whole blood, plasma, red blood cells or platelets, the body needs sugar afterwords, or it's assumed. Free cookies are always available before and after donations at the Blood Centers Of The Pacific in Santa Rosa. This is my excuse for having a sweet tooth, and yes, Ben and Jerry's Americone Dream ice cream is bomb!

Any feats of positive change are always a good thing, so curb your anger toward love and laughter and try not to allow the thoughts of political lies consume the joys of life. 
                                                                    Izzy Schurr, aka, Mark Schurr

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Library Lunacy


The voice in Seda's head lurks in lunacy and wants her to murder, but she will not loss control of Sawyer, her inner voice, good luck with that Sawyer responds.

The dead man was laid to rest via the violent blows in the back with an old axe. Did Seda brutally murder her father and store his blood saturated body in the large freezer in the basement? Is Sawyer real or in her head? Are the splinters in Seda's hands small remnants of wood from the old axe? The questions run rampant while fact and fantasy crawl amidst the crevasses of Seda's cerebral chaos. 

Seda Helm, nearly 16-years-old is the eldest of her four siblings. She has two brothers, Adam and Avery, both twins and 6-years-old. Her twin sisters Zoe and Zain are 4-years-old. Seda's mom told her that she absorbed her twin brother to be Sawyer while in her mothers womb.

I felt like I was watching a movie while reading "Alone." The main characters seemed like real people and the story-line made this book a real page turner, bending the mind and sparking my imagination. This book is geared for teen aged minds, yet rides well in older hearts too.  I acquired "Alone" from the young adult section at the public library. The middle of the book drags a bit, but not enough to lose interest.

Teenager Seda is a child of divorce and her mom moves her far away from her high school and friends into the Bug House, aka The Bsmarck-Chisholm house which was built in 1789. The sky view of the Bismark is shaped like a bug, hence its nick-name. The Bug House is located at the top of solitude mountain. No signs or life or other houses can be seen in any direction from the mansion.
The original builders and owners of the house made it a tourist house of horrors. Up until the 1970s, tourist from all over the world paid to be scared. The last owners that restored the Bismarck mansion in the disco-decade met an untimely death.

Maya Helm, Seda's mother, against her ex-husband's wishes, moves Seda and her four siblings into the Bug House. Maya tells Seda the move is only temporary, but Seda believes other wise.

"This place can do phenomenally well with the right advertising, the right investment and the right story-lines," Maya said.

And the right amount of insanity Seda thinks. The Bug House sans TV, phone and the main source of entertainment is an antique movie projector playing vintage horror movies. Maya is a writer who uses the old reel to reel movies as inspiration.

The winter snow isolates the Bug House even more, and when Heath Hunter's van breaks down on the way to a ski resort, himself and his friends may ignite the Doppelganger, (German word) a portal to another world or something that awakes the evil twin within everyone.

Heath is accompanied by four high school and college aged teenagers. One by one the teenagers disappear as blood drips from a ceiling fan.

Eerie echo's ring through the hall ways with paintings of women engaging in debaucherous acts while impish angles cavort in the sky author Cyn Balog said.

"Alone" kept me guessing till the very end which makes this a mysterious three and a half star read.

                                                                     Izzy Schurr, aka, Mark Schurr

Wednesday, July 25, 2018

2018, So Far A Golden Year For U.S. Females


In February, while still just a girl, barley legal enough to drive a car, Korean native and American snowboarder Chloe Kim became the youngest female snowboarder in the world to take home a gold medal in this years Winter Olympics at the age of 17. (Sports Illustrated, February 26) Shortly after Kim medaled in the halfpipe in PyeongChang, South Korea, sports radio host, Patrick Connor was fired from KNBR sports radio which is based in San Fransisco.

On the air, Connor said Kim was fine as hell and  that she was a hot piece of a**. Connor is likely a friend of President Donald Trump, another sub moronic idiot. https://nypost.com/2018/02/15/radio-host-fired-for-calling-chloe-kim-hot-piece-of-ass/


Chloe Kim

If Kim competes in the next three Winter Olympics, she'd still be younger then this year's American male snowboarding gold medalist, Shaun White. The third Winter Olympics for Kim would be in 2030. (SI, Feb.)

Team USA, the women's hockey team defeated the Canadian women 3-2 in the gold medal match in this years PyeongChang winter games. Twenty-two year-old Mikaela Shiffrin, an American skier won gold in the giant slalom. (SI, Feb.) 
Mikaela Shiffrin

Six-year-old girl Keelan Moxley, a Washington Capitals hockey fan may be the reason the Capitals won the Stanley Cup this year. During a regular season game in the 2017-2018 campaign for the Capitals, team player Brett Connolly tossed two hockey pucks over the glass meant for Moxley. She never got the pucks and days later Connolly and his wife Katrina sent Moxley some Capitals team memorabilia, a hockey stick, helmet and a scarf. Capitals team owner, Ted Leonsis lifted Moxley in his suite and began referring to her as the teams good luck charm. The Capitals struck midnight on the Vegas Golden Knights inaugural season when they bested the Knights four games to one in the best of seven NHL Finals. 
                                             Izzy Schurr, aka, Mark Schurr

Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Trump, A Disciple Of Deceit, Also, His DACA Demise


“I have a running war with the media, they are among the most dishonest human beings on Earth," President Donald Trump said in January, 2017. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/21/us/politics/trump-white-house-briefing-inauguration-crowd-size.html

Comedian Bill Maher claims President Trump demonstrates or shows nine out of the 10 traits warranting the behavior of a dictator. Bashing the news media is one of those 10 things.

Last year, 31-year-old Andy Hemming, a former Republican National Committee staffer provided Trump a folder filled with positive news about Trump twice a day. Hemming resigned from this job in August, 2017. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-staffer-positive-news-stories-resigns_us_599fbb58e4b0821444c25fad Being narcissistic is another one of the 10 things in the behavior of a dictator.

Trump rants about his accomplishments as much as he lies and makes false statements. Trump became the 45th president of the U.S. in 2016. He won the electoral vote that same year in Wisconsin. In June while giving a lame speech in cheese nation, he stated he was the last Republican candidate to win that state since former President and Republican Dwight  Eisenhower won Wisconsin in 1952, yet another false claim by Trump. Richard Nixon, also a Republican candidate won Wisconsin in 1960, 1968 and 1972. Ronald Reagan, another Republican won Wisconsin in 1980 and 1984. Dwight Eisenhower not only won Wisconsin in 1952, but again in 1956. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/28/us/politics/fast-check-trump-wisconsin-republican-election-.html     

President Trump also encourages or tolerates violence, another trait in a dictator.

"If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously, OK? Just knock the hell ... I promise you I will pay for the legal fees. I promise, I promise," Trump said on Feb., 1, 2016 In Cedar Rapids, Iowa.  https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/back-trump-comments-perceived-encouraging-violence/story?id=48415766

We all speak sometimes without thinking, just look at my Facebook posts, but Trump is the president of the U.S. He should research and know his facts before tweeting and giving live speeches on national TV. From the time Trump became the president of the U.S., he has averaged six documented lies, false or misleading statements per day up until April, 13.   https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/real-or-fake-news-either-way-lewd-tape-allegations-pose-a-challenge-for-trump/2018/04/13/098cdedc-3f2b-11e8-8d53-eba0ed2371cc_story.html?utm_term=.776b9e29ac78

President Trump said the African country of Nambia has a great health care program. Trump said this at a United Nations luncheon with African leaders in September, 2017. Nambia does not exist. Trump did not even acknowledged his mistake when he spoke of the nonexistent African country last year.  http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trump-praises-health-care-system-non-existent-african-country

In January, while hosting Norwegian Prime Minister Erna Solberg at the White House, Trump stated the U.S. had exported F-52 war planes to Scandinavia. Indeed the U.S. sent war planes to Scandinavia, but they were not the nonexistent F-52 fighter planes that only exist in a Call Of Duty video game. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42651544

I'm convinced Trump is a puppet to higher powers and his endless stream of lies and lack of facts is scary as well as an embarrassment to our country.

On a positive note, the vast majority of Americans didn't want Trump as our president in the first place. In 2016, less then 60 percent of all eligible voters in America did not vote in the primary voting process, and less then 47 percent of the people who did vote, chose Trump. Nearly 3 million more Americans voted for Hilliary Clinton, but the electoral balderdash gave victory to Trump. https://www.cnn.com/2016/12/21/politics/donald-trump-hillary-clinton-popular-vote-final-count/index.html 

In November, Trump said the new tax reform is going to cost him a fortune and that the new tax bill is not good for him. The new tax reform only benefits the middle-class temporarily and is a permanent break for the wealthy, Bernie Sanders said. An NBC News analysis discovered Trump's new tax bill will save him $20 million based on his last publicly revealed tax return in 2005. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-s-biggest-whoppers-2017-n830746

“You all just got a lot richer,” Trump said to his rich friends last year after he signed the new tax reform bill.  https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2017/12/trump-celebrates-tax-bill-with-mar-a-lago-friends-you-all-just-got-a-lot-richer.html

Trump's childish mentality toward former President Barack Obama is completely insane. For whatever reasons, Trump wants to undo everything Obama enacted while he was our leader. 

While in Moscow in 2013, Trump stayed in the same hotel room Barack and Michelle used while they were in Moscow. Word around the campfire claims Trump hired two prostitutes to urinate on the bed our former president and his wife Michelle had shared. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/putin-does-not-deny-pee-tape_us_5b4cc10ce4b022fdcc5bffb1 Russian President Vladimir Putin and his nation may have video footage of Trump watching the prostitutes pee on the hotel room bed, and perhaps are using it to manipulate and blackmail Trump.

Trump's decision to terminate the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals will uproot the lives of more than 800,000 young people. DACA, conceived in 2012 by former President Obama is another one of Trumps displays of heartlessness and Fascism, another trait in a dictator. KTVU Fox News today stated more than 550 parents are still separated from their children, many of whom are younger than 5-years-old. How is jailing non-white toddlers and kindergarten children not racist?

A June, 25 Huffington Post article by Angelina Chapin stated that children as young as 5-years-old will be be forced to plead their case without a lawyer to an immigration judge and explain why they should not be deported. Last year, only 33 percent of unaccompanied minors had lawyers to help them through the process, according to data from the Transactional Records Access Clearinghouse at Syracuse University.  https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/children-young-as-five-immigration-court-alone_us_5b319471e4b0b745f1772cf7

Repealing DACA will cost the federal government an estimated $60 billion over the next 10 years. Without DACA, many Mexican workers in their peak earning years would take jobs in the underground economy and pay little or not taxes. https://www.cnbc.com/2017/09/05/ending-daca-could-cost-economy-up-to-200-billion-cato-expert-says.html

Too many Americans fail to do the research and may think any immigrant can receive DACA benefits which indeed would be a bad thing. If any individual from outside the U.S. were able to receive DACA aide, far too many criminals would invade the U.S.

DACA has some very sound rules; Individuals are able to request DACA status if they were under the age of 31 on June 15, 2012, came to the U.S. before turning 16-years-old and continuously lived in the country since June 15, 2007. These individuals must also acquire a high school diploma or GED certification and not have a criminal record.
                                                                     Izzy Schurr, aka, Mark Schurr

Friday, June 22, 2018

Money, It's The Almighty...


We've been actual brothers and friends since the 60s, it's sudden and sad it's completely ended now, my brother Eddie and I were more like friends then brother's, but my janitorial wages are simply not enough for him and his wife, so it's time to move on from decades of family and friendship, because Eddie and his wife clearly care most about money, sad for me now, but I'm used to the solitude, and my wide range of books and imagination helps me move on.

Nearly 60-years-old and having had only three girl friends in my life, being alone is really the norm for me. I have my three friends, (two in Cloverdale, one in Rohnert Park) and dozens of cool acquaintances to share my misadventures on Facebook and Instagram with, so my pointless life will continue, along with my platelet donations.

No, I'm not suicidal, nor even sad right now, just amazed how money is the most precious thing to the vast majority of people, it's why I prefer being alone. 

I wrote the following poem a long time ago, I think it's fitting as to how I feel right now. As far as I'm concerned at this moment, money is the driving force that nourishes the minds of the masses, and everything else is just a rare pleasant surprise.

Napalm screams and billionaire dreams. Diseased demons we call presidents, Prime Ministers, popes or world leaders, these savage people breed famine and genocide, they prey on the poor, pawn them in wars. Massive amounts of materials and money manipulate their malevolent minds as they seek to destroy all that is kind, peaceful and harmonious.
Izzy Schurr, aka, me

Monday, June 4, 2018

Another Modern Moron Book Review, "The Spartacus War"


The ancient arena's of death yielded entertainment for the masses, and vast riches for government leaders.

More then 2,090 years ago the last justified war in human history was fought. This war was between Murmillones and the Roman army. Men of enormous strength and spirit where called Murmillo's several decades before Jesus was born.

Lunatic leaders driven by greed roamed the pillars of pillage amidst the marbled floors of ancient Rome that embodied everything that's heartless and corrupt. 

Ancient Rome just like all powerful cities and nations, past and present rose to power by violently bullying its weaker opponents, raping their young women, enslaving the young strong men, and killing the rest. Nothing is too holy or heinous for any government leader when it comes to the big pay day its and power, it's the harsh realities of human existence.

"The Spartacus War," written by professor Barry Srauss illustrates what a great man he was. Spartacus was truly an iconic man who represented truth, equality, love and a genuine passion for peace.

Hollywood is 100 percent accurate, claiming Spartacus was enslaved by the Romans, and a man of the sword, better known as a gladiator forced to fight in the arena's of atrocity. The four year Netflix series "Spartacus" was not only an excellent series, but it also adhered to vital facts.

As a slave for the Romans, Spartacus was forced to live and train in a gladiator encampment in the town of Capua, Italy, owned a operated by Cnaeus Cornelius Lentulus Vatia. Unlike Hollywood's tales, most gladiators died from their infected wounds after fighting for spectators in the arena. "The Spartacus War," corrects Hollywood in several other aspects as well. More often then not, even for Spartacus, many arena fights where between four men, two on each side.

A thumbs up for a losing fighter, unlike Hollywood meant death for the defeated fighter, a thumbs down and the defeated gladiator was spared. Most losing fighters were spared because they provided entertainment and money for their owners. Gladiator fights were also strictly  refereed. If a fighter was wounded, the one causing the wound was forced to step back and allow recovery time for the hurt fighter. 

Spartacus was a Thracian, most likely Bulgarian in modern times, and the majority of his followers were Celtic and Germans. Spartacus indeed met and became friends with Crixus, a Celtic while enslaved in Capua.The Netflix series "Spartacus" did a fantastic job embellishing the history of Spartacus, and the names of his main followers and foes are completely accurate.

Plutarch and Appian provided author and professor Barry Strauss the bulk of his information. Plutarch and Appian documented the accounts of the Spartacus war 150-200 years after the battles. No written documents from Spartacus, nor his followers have been recovered. All surviving documentation of Spartacus comes from the Romans and the Greeks, his victors. The simple fact remains, Spartacus was real.

Strauss, the author is a professor of history at Cornell University, and translated most of the ancient Greek and Roman writings about Spartacus himself.

At the time Spartacus was forced into slavery by the Romans, he was about 30-years-old. The Spartacus era was the zenith of misery for many Roman citizens, about 20 percent of the Roman population between 71 and 73 B.C. were slaves. It's unclear how many bouts in the arena Spartacus actually fought in, but one thing is clear, Spartacus was indeed a fan favorite in the ring, and even his enemies admired his physical and mental toughness, as jealous as they might have been. 

Like Hollywood, victorious gladiators from Capua were rewarded with wine, women, moderate freedom and even money. Spartacus met his soul mate, Veronica while enslaved in Capua. Yes, in my mind, Veronica was the name of his lover. No official documentation of her name exists as of 2009 when "The Spartacus War" book was released. Whatever name his lover was given in the Netflix series or any other movie you see about Spartacus, it's a made-up or speculated name. I'm going with Veronica.

Strauss claims that in the summer of 73 B.C. there were approximately 200 gladiators under the supervision and captivity of Cornelius Lentulus Vatia while residing in the then city of Capua, Italy. Crixus and Spartacus were the masterminds of the slave revolt in Capua. At least 60 of the 200 or more slaves escaped and killed most of their enemies including Cornelius Lentulus Vatia. Spartacus, Veronica and Crixus were among the escapee's, and for the next two years, being a Roman soldier was extremely dangerous.

It's speculated that upon escaping from Capua, Spartacus wanted to flee as far away from Rome with his lover Veronica, but to be able to do so, he'd need the aide of Crixus and the other 60 men and women army. It's documented that Crixus wanted to go to war with the Romans, and Spartacus may have had little choice, but to back his friend. 

I learn ed a lot from "The Spartacus War" book. The Spartacus war was the third major slave revolt in a 60 year span, and the most successful one, though in the end, the wealthy one percent proved there is no karma and everything is geared for the rich, while peace and harmony are just void words in a heartless world, but for two years, decades before Jesus was born, there was tangible evidence of goodness reigning in the world.

Many slaves in Rome were skilled fighters, even the farmers. Cattle, just like today is big business, and more than 2000 years ago, the slaves who herded and transported the cattle hundreds of miles by foot had to be armed and trained to use weapons because of thief's.

Upon their escape from Capua, Spartacus and Crixus easily found farmers, who were also skilled warriors to join them. The 60 member Spartacus army swelled to at least 60,000, and some historians claim it escalated to more then 150,000 fighters. After escaping from Capua, Spartacus and his crew traveled 1200 miles to a beach and began the brain work for war.

Soon after the slave revolution and escape, the Roman army was summoned to kill Spartacus and the rest of his followers. The first two battles between the Roman army and the Spartacus fighters were lopsided victories in favor of Spartacus's troops. Indeed Spartacus had the mind of a great general for any generation of foot soldiers in the prime of battle. Spartacus also had many Germans and Celtic's on his side.

The Germans who fought for Spartacus were true warriors and born for war. Many of the German fighters for Spartacus drank the blood from the skulls of their defeated rivals immediately after battles. Most of the Celtics were also opposed to Roman rule and it's evil ways. Celtic women were also great soldiers back in the day, many wife's of Celtic men fought side by side with them in vicious battles, including the ones in Spartacus's army.

Unlike Netflix's "Spartacus," Crixus and Spartacus separated very soon upon escaping, each man taking a large number of soldiers. The reason for the two separating is not fully documented, but the most reasonable explanation was that it would be easier to find food for their armies. Within the first few months of escaping, Crixus and his army were killed or forced back into slavery, the Roman army killed Crixus.

For more then two years, Spartacus, Veronica and the rest of his army defeated the Roman warriors in nine battles. In 72 B.C., the Romans gave Marcus Lincinius Crassus virtually unlimited power to kill Spartacus and end the war. Crassus was nicknamed the decimeter, and indeed he was. Crassus wanted his army to fear him more than Spartacus. Crassus had several of his own soldiers clubbed to death for failing in battles. Ten percent of the casualties to the Crassus army occurred from the clubbing's.

Although the Crassus army of Rome far out number the Spartacus army, it still took at least another year to defeat the ones who were fighting for justice and peace. Sadly, the harsh facts remain, there is no justice and there will never be world peace and harmony. Greed and power are savage emotions that reign on. 

Veronica was a priestess of Dionyness claims Strauss. Dionyness was a son Zeus, and the only god to have a mortal parent. Dionyness was the god of love claimed Neil Peart in the 1978 Rush song "Hemispheres." Other sources claim Dionyness was the god of fertility, wine, superhuman strength, long life and vitality, the ability to heal quickly from wounds. 

Sometime in 73 B.C., the Spartacus army was indeed decimated by Crassus and his other soulless followers, but the facts remain. Spartacus's body was never found, so in my mind, Veronica and Spartacus live on in a universe far from Earth. A universe, perhaps Andromeda, our neighboring galaxy, the only known galaxy moving closer to our current one. For humans to reach the glaxy of Andromeda, aka Annie, we'd have to travel through the Milky Way for twelve years at the speed of light, 186,000 miles per second! (Stephen Hawking, "The Grand Design," 2010) 

Peace, kindness, beauty, truth, love and laughter are the ruling emotions in Annie's solar system.  No leaders or followers in Andromeda. Money is nonexistent in Andromeda. Joy and creativity is the currency in the world of Annie. (prove me wrong)

Spartacus was never rich, a political leader and he truly believed and strived for love and justice. People still revere mass murders like Julius Caesar and Alexander the Great because they had political fame and money.

Caesar had many sex slaves and was responsible for the death of at least tens of thousands of innocent people, many of whom were women an children. Caesar was assassinated by getting stabbed in the groin several times. ("The Conquest of Gaul," book by Jane P. Gardner and S. A. Handford)
Currently there are more than 50 wars going in in the world, but they are not called wars; Operation Iraqi Freedom, nearly 7,000 dead Americans & counting, so we can continue poisoning the planet with oil. Well over 30,000 young American men and women have arms and legs missing in the current Operation Iraqi Freedom fiasco.

The Conflict in The Congo, a conflict in which dozens if not hundreds of women in Africa are brutally raped daily and many millions of innocent people have been killed in this on going conflict, WAR! Wars are all about power, how it's distributed, and money for the sadistic one percent of the world, and the general public continues to buy into the governments lies, and willingly allows its leaders to send their children to die in war, while the President's children go off to college.

Alexander The Great was another soulless prick, but money and fame have their ways of brain washing the masses. Alexander The Great like all leaders before and after him, relished in genocide and ruling in a falsely named civilized culture. Before he was 25-years-old, Alexander The Great was responsible for mass murder, which all all government leaders are. He was nothing more than a pathetic evil drunk, he killed his best friend in a drunken stupor. He was never great, just a heartless alcohol kid with too much power.

Spartacus was a great man with a sensational soul, yet too little is said about him because he actually believed in love and equality, there's no money in that line of thinking. 

"Pacifism is a nice idea, but it can get you killed. Look at all the people who were killed for advocating peace, Jesus, Gandhi, Kennedy, Lincoln, Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X and John Lennon, boom your dead." George Carlin said. He forgot to mention Spartacus. 

Saturday, June 2, 2018

Eleven Day Old Novel "The Outsider" Is Wicked Ride To Intensity


I'm going to skewer your innards, and leave your soggy intestines in the desert for the buzzards to feast upon.

The mind lingerers in agony while the heart dwells in the depths of evil in Stephen King's latest novel, "The Outsider." This is not true for all the characters in the book and there's also laughter to be found in Flint City.

Is Claude Bolton a direct descendant from the bringers of hell? Is Rachel Withers a doppelganger, a harbinger of doom? Frank Peterson, an 11-year-old boy is found in the park, brutally killed and raped. Terry Maitland is the prime suspect in this heinous crime. King details the boys sadistic death. Parental Advisory warning signs exist because of minds like King's. 

At the time of Maitland's arrest he was coaching his middle school aged boys baseball team in front of over 1, 300 spectators. Maitland's wife and two daughters, 9 and 11-years-old were also there to witness his arrest. His team was win away from playing in the state championship.

FBI and DNA evidence prove Maitland's guilt along with his innocence. Science dictates that Maitland was in two different places at precisely the same time. Some FBI agents on the case claim supernatural forces are not an impossibility in Maitland's case.

 "Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable must be the truth," Sherlock Holmes said. Sir Author Conan Doyle, creator of Sherlock Holmes weaving his imagination into King's.

Maitland's computer and phone harbor no evidence of committing the vicious crime. The only thing puzzlingly about Maitland is that he's a Tampa Bay Rays fan.

Ralph and Holly, potential saviors of children go hunting in the Marysville Hole, hoping to find and kill a monster that eats children. While flash lighting in a death laden hole after a shoot-out, Ralph and Holly trekked through the resting ground for an entity that feeds on young children. 

Welcome the devils slide, be safe, use handrail, a sign reads as Holly and Ralph roam a path to hells fury, seeking salvation and safety for the children of Flint City. Sadistic hearts continue to beat, yet sensational souls abundant with love and laughter soar through the inner spaces of time.

"The Outsider," released to the masses on May 22 reveals the chaotic chemistry of compassion and ominous tragedies, three stars for "The Outsider." 


  


Monday, April 23, 2018


Signs that may appear in far too many places; Biohazard Area, please hold your breath and cover up any scratches you might have.

To be honest, I was disappointed in Stephen King's 2001 novel "Dreamcatcher." Too many pages to get to the heart of the story and the conclusion simply didn't seize my sense's. None the less, I still felt Jonesy's mental mayhem. Jonesy is one of the four focal characters that is summoned by the deities of harmony and justice to combat the eternal entities of death and disaster.

War, famine, killing for peace and massacring heathens for Jesus while missiles are aimed at every city in the world. Will (USA) napalm their amber waves of grain and nuke their majestic purple mountains, praise God. A carpenter from Nazareth crucified for fomenting rebellion. Pennywise lives. Sleeping less, eating less, laughing less, together with friends they can still defeat time and become saviors of the all that is pure. Saviors of all that is essential is something I added to Jonesy's rampant mind.

"Dreamcatcher," released more than ten years after "It" also takes place in the fictional town of Derry, Maine.

Stephen King, 2000

As usual, King creates ordinary, yet intriguing characters, and thrust them into a blitzkrieg of bizarre terrors and mind extravaganzas. In this book, a freakish red weasel with no legs and teeth as sharp as needles emerges from toilet bowls and brutally kills people. One man in particular, screams in terror as the red weasel literally crushes one of his testicles.

Jonesy and his three other friends are reeling from their personal realities and reoccurring dreams that began for them in 1978. Is it possible for the four men to channel their fears into a cosmic force that will cage evil, or at least generate vivacious victory's in battles throughout Earth and beyond?       

Jonesy and his three friends are quote, unquote regular kind souls, not saints by any stretch of the imagination, but the foursome are truly well natured people.   

Although "Dreamcatcher" was only a two star read for me, I was impressed how real and funny King made his characters.

While attending church in the 70s, Jonesy was in middle school, the same as his three friends. A single thought emerged simultaneous through their minds while chanting the apostle creed. As the four middle school aged boys recited church hymns, all four of them wondered if Maureen Chessman's skirt would ever ride up high enough to reveal what color panties she wears. Regardless if any of them would or wouldn't see her panties, none of them ever tired of eyeing her bare thighs.

Dangerous and demented deities from another world torture and kill mercilessly, while Jonesy          and his comrades must eventually confront the devious demons. Both kind and wicked people experience brutal fatalities in "Dreamcatcher."     

Friday, April 20, 2018

Infinite Webs Of Wonder


Emotional riptides of confidence and doubt bend the mind and twist the perception of fact and fantasy.

Shared laughter echoes in the chambers of solitude. The doors of perception enhance the reception of imagination. Creatures of creativity, we're always questioning the chaos of creation.
                                                                                   Mark Schurr