Sunday, April 21, 2024

A Modern Moron Movie Review

The diabolical intentions of six kidnappers meets the nefarious desires of Abigail, a 12-year-old vampire.  

Six high profile thieves follow the dictates of an entity who convinces them to seize Abigal and hold her hostage for millions of dollars. Each of the six is set to make $7 million apiece, so they go along with the plan. 

This was the most original vampire story I've ever seen. Nonfans of graphic horror might wanna pass on "Abigal," but I laughed out loud on occasion, and the blood and gore are not the focal point of this flick. 

All the actors were believable in an utterly bizarre blitzkrieg of nonsense, but somehow "Abigal" works, and I found myself rooting for Abigal, extremely well portrayed by Alisha Weir. I also didn't want Joey to die. Joey was the sexy and savvy black-haired dream, Melissa Barrera.  

The ending was something I didn't see coming. Three stars easy for "Abigal." 

Mark Izzy Schurr