Saturday, March 16, 2024

The Ecstasy and the Agony of Human Nature Showcased in "Love Lies Bleeding."


 

"Love Lies Bleeding" is a bizarre blitzkrieg of cinematic fantasy, ignoring all the stereo types of what sexy is, or perhaps ought to be. 

Jakie is an intoxicating creation of sexuality in Lou's heart. Kristian Stewart as Lou has the demons of her father being high up in organized crime, and she also yearns to kill her sister's husband, because he's an excessively abusive lame brain.  

Katy M. O'brian is the body building babe trying to convince Lou to run off to Las Vegas with her while she enters a prestigious body building contest. "Love Lies Bleeding" exposes the dark side of lascivious behavior, yet emphasis the exquisite power of tangible love. 

"Love Lies Bleeding" is far more than a sex charged woman meets woman romance, it's a crime story with sly intensity. Three stars easy for this flick, released on the 8th. 

Mark Izzy Schurr

Saturday, January 27, 2024

"The Last Election," Another Modern Moron Book Review



"This is absolutely the stupidest f****** system in the world, we want to change it," Alex McLuhan said. 

I honestly forget who Alex McLuhan is, but it's his direct quote from Andrew Yang's latest book, "The Last Election." I becha McLuhan is a member of the Maverick Party. Simple fact, the Maverick Party is a spawn of Yang's Foward Party. Not left, not right, but Foward. 

The Foward Party has some great policies; open primaries, UBI, no more Electoral College, the candidate who receives the most votes, wins, simple. Only gun owners should be able to fire their guns, and with today's technology, it could be made possible.   

Universal Basic Income for all American citizens 18-years-old and older. Yang got this idea from Martin Luther King Jr who spoke about a guaranteed supplemental income in 1967. Yang's book "The War on Normal People" details where the money would come from and the MATH works.

Make America Think Harder was coined by a Yang Ganger during his 2020 presidential campaign. Companies such as Amazon and General Mills would pay one percent of their profits into UBI and every google search would cost .01 cent. These are just two of the many other sources UBI would generate from.    

Imagine an additional $700 a month after taxes on top of whatever else you earn, and no matter how much one nets, they still get the money, as long as they meet the two above criteria's, thus eliminating the argument, you get it, and I don't. Yang laughs when it's said people won't work if they receive Universal Basic Income. Can you live on $12,000 a year in the U.S.? Yang said. 

Yang's a better choice than our current two candidates, but I regress, he's not running this year. Yang talks about the gerontocracy between President Biden, Donald Trump and America in general in this book, "The Last Election."  

Yang talks too much about the Maverick Party, or does he? One thing is clear, Yang is 100 percent correct when he says Americans need better choices in our presidential candidates, regardless if their democrat or republican. He pushes for one day having a third party that competes evenly with our current two choices.  
 
"You don't need inside knowledge to see the country is falling apart," Yang said. 

Three stars easy for October's "The Last Election," co-written with Stephen Marche.

Myself with Andrew Yang at his meet and greet in San Francisco in June.
  
Mark Izzy Schurr 

   

Tuesday, January 2, 2024

No Longer Alone

Bravo to Carla Valderrama for her first book, "This Was Hollywood Forgotten Stars and & Stories," a 2020 book with sharp vintage fashion and enlightening tales of the actors and crew who paved the way for today's stars. 

The author on the back cover of 2020s "This Was Hollywood." 

More than 200 pages of photos and words are laden throughout this book from the silent era of film making, to shots of the 2018 remake of "A Star is Born" with Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga. 

Child star Cora Sue from the 1930s was one of 11 people Valderrama talked to for acquiring delicious and devious details from the Hollywood heavy weights of the past. Cora Sue was born in 1927, the year before Shirley Temple. Before she was 8-years-old, she was in movies with MGM's queen of the screen, Norma Shearer. During this time frame she also appeared in movies with Fay Wray, the lead female in 1933s "King Kong" and Claudette Colbert, William Powell, Greta Garbo and Loretta Young. Her last movie was "Weekend at the Waldorf" when she was 15 or 16-years-old. 
She left Hollywood on her own accord because 50-year-old writer Harry Ruskin wanted to have sex with her when she was 15 years-old in exchange for a major film role. 
Cora Sue said five of her friends acquiesced themselves sexually for movie rolls, and even their own mothers were telling their young daughters; do whatever they ask, you need the part. This book is the first time Cora Sue has shared her full story of her experience with sexual harassment in Hollywood.  

The bottom picture is Cora Sue when she was 15 or 16-years-old.

Writer, director, actress, film editor and Mayor of Universal City during the silent era of movies, Lois Weber was a real force for women in the movies and a true pioneer for today's women in the film industry. She was the first woman to direct a feature film, 1914s, "The Merchant of Venice. In 1915, Weber said the future of movies is color and 3-D. 

Because of this book I want to see 1915s "Hypocrites," a feature film Weber wrote and directed. the first film in which she received full credit for writing and directing. "Hypocrites" was an art film featuring a nude woman who holds up a mirror to politics, love, modesty and the home life. No one else has attempted as much or gone as far. After seeing "Hypocrites." you cannot forget the name Lois Weber, a writer for "Variety" magazine said upon the movies initial release. "Hypocrites" was still a major draw for movie goers six months after its release. 


"Hop, the Devil's Brew," a 1916 film Lois Weber directed dealt with drug trafficking and contained segments of opium use. Her film, 1916s "Where Are My Children?" advocated the use of birth control and women's rights to abortion, both of which were illegal in the United States at the time. "Where Are My Children?" was the highest grossing picture in 1916 for Universal Pictures. 

Silent film director D.W. Griffith was vastly overrated, while Lois Weber was snubbed by the industry. In 1926, a book was released about the major accounts in Hollywood, and praised D.W. Griffith, and barley mentioned Lois Weber, and the book's writer or writers never said she was a director. In 1927, writer's for "Motion Picture Magazine" praised her 1921 movie "Blot," about economic inequality of the middle class. Her film "Where are My Children?" was also given accolades, and the writer said the success of her films has proven she has kept up with the times unlike D.W. Griffith. 

Writer, actress and director Lois Weber on pages 68-69. 

"This Was Hollywood Forgotten Stars & Stories" contains 30 chapters about vintage fashion and various stars including Rudolph Valentino, Paul Newman, Gracie Allen, the Nicholas Brothers, Loretta Young and many more. The sexual liaisons of Clark Gable, Loretta Young and several others are detailed in Carla Valdrrama's book. No spoilers from me, read this amazing book if you want the gritty gossip.

Actress Susan Peters rocking 1940s fashion on page 179. 

The chapter about the Nicholas Brothers detailed the rampant racism in Hollywood back in the day. Regardless, Fayard and Harold Nicholas were amazing dancers. Watch their astounding dance moves in 1943s "Stormy Weather." 

"They weren't writing anything for blacks unless it was a shoeshine or something. Rather than do that, we just did our dance routine," Harold Nicholas said. Film producer Richard D. Zanuck said just five minutes of the Nicholas Brothers could make any clunker of a flick a box office success. 

I've simply scratched the surface of this book. Valderrama details the lives of both male and female sex symbols of Hollywood yesteryear and so much more. 

The last chapter features Paul Newman and his 1954 movie, "Silver Chalice," so bad its hilarious, critics said upon its release.

Paul Newman's debut film, a flick about persevering the goblet Jesus drank from at the Last Supper. 

A five-star book, only my 3rd or 4th five-star rating, including movies.

Lyrics from Hank III; The Devil's pouring drinks, and his daughter needs a ride. Sex symbol Rita Hayworth on page 173. 

Valderrama's chapter on Loretta Young was great stuff. I own several of her early 1930s films, and they've withstood the test of time, especially 1931s "Big Business Girl," in which Young portrays a college business degree graduate who moves to New York in hopes of a career and paying off her $2,000 student debt. 

Valderrama delves into the past with aplomb and vigor, and I no longer think I'm the only one fascinated by the amazing stars of the silent and early sound era of film making. 


Loretta Young with her daughter Judy. 

There is a dark side to Hollywood, and "This Was Hollywood..." mention's the tragic ends to past stars of the screen. 

Highly acclaimed 1940s dancer, Vera-Ellen who thought of herself as fat. 

Mark Izzy Schurr 

   

 



   




 

Tuesday, December 26, 2023

A 1990s Modern Moron Movie Review

Herion's dark slumbers fuel its infested minds, and you can't stop dreams, they move in crazy pieces. (Jim Carroll)

It was a dream, not a nightmare, a beautiful dream I could never imagine in a thousand nods. I saw this girl next to me who wasn't beautiful until she smiled, and I felt that smile come at me in heatwaves... soaking through my body and out my fingertips like shafts of color and I knew somewhere in the world, there was love for me. The poetry in the movie is from Carroll's 1993 book, "Fear of Dreaming."

"Basketball Daries" is laden with delicious deceits and dialogue. This 1990 movie was inspired by a book, written by Carroll when he was 17-year-old.

This isn't a typical drugs are bad for you flick, it's a story birthed on poetry in which the author details his time on the streets of New York as a homeless child slamming dope while playing high school basketball for a championship caliber team, if not the U.S. champions in the 1960s, I honestly cannot remember. Regardless, Carroll was a gifted basketball player. 

"People Who Died," a featured song was written and performed by the Jim Carroll Band. and it has that 1970s rock 'n' roll punch.  

Mark Wahlberg is great as Mickey, teammate and friend to Jim, marvelously portrayed by Leonardo Dicaprio. The all-star cast also features Juliette Lewis, Bruno Kirby, Lorraine Bracco, twins Cynthia and Brittany Daniel. Michael Rapaport and Ernie Hudson. 

...in the end, using junk is just another nine to five gig, the hours are just more inclined to shadows. (Jim Carroll)

A solid four and a half star rating for "Basketball Diaries."

Mark Izzy Schurr 
  


 

Library Legacy, A Modern Moron Book Review

Coach Sam Babb was at the right pardine shifting interpretation of the universe in 1931, fueling the success of women's basketball. 

The sport of basketball was invented in 1891 and the 1932 and 33' Oklahoma Presbyterian College women were arguably the toughest and best team in the entire realm of female sports, past or present.   

Simple facts, the OPC Cardinals won 89 straight games, including two consecutive championships between 1931-34.' These Oklahoma college girls awoke at 3 a.m. during basketball season for practice in depression era America and were required to maintain a B average or higher. 

The list of rules included eating healthy and no sweets during the season, although some players cheated by consuming one of the players' homemade fudge now and again to celebrate certain victories. Their measure of tenacity on and off the court has embedded coach Babb and his players into the heart of time itself.

Coach Sam Babb was 39-years-old in 1931 and previously the head coach of both the high school boys' and girls' basketball teams somewhere in Oklahoma, because the prior coach of the girls' team had sexual liaisons with one of the players while married with three children.  

Babb was truly a good man, he wanted young women to succeed in life and basketball decades before women's sports were popular. Babb was the one who enforced the B average for all players on his team. Many of his players started life after college making $75.0 or more a week using their college degree. Earning nearly $400.0 a month in the 1930s after college was a fantastic start to a career, especially for a woman.

The first women's college basketball championship was played in 1926 and before the OPC women's rise to fame, the Dallas Golden Cyclones were the powerhouse team. By 1931, the Cyclones were often referred to as the Dallas Damsels, queens of the basketball universe. 

The Dallas Golden Cyclones won the AAU championship in 1931. The following year, the Cyclones still had their 20-year-old staller stud, Babe Didrickson, named female athlete of the year by the Associated Press in 1931. Didrickson also set national records in track and field, including the 80-meter hurdles, javelin throw and the long jump. 

Coach Babb for the Oklahoma Cardinals had his own star player in Doll Harris. Harris was not just a clutch shot maker, she was also the assistant coach much of the time. Harris also learned about fund raising and scheduling games. Fund raising for women's basketball in the early 1930s was an arduous task, yet coach Babb and Doll Harris got the job done. 

On February 10, 1931, the Cardinals faced the Cyclones and their All-American player, Babe Didrickson for the first time as heavy underdogs on their home court, The Buzzard's Roast. Cardinals guard Hazel Vickers held the mighty Didrickson to six points, enroute to a 33-28 victory. Three days later, the Cardinals beat Dallas on their court 22-21, as 100 of their fans also made the road trip. 

"Dust Bowl Girls" is a book I found by accident at one of the Santa Rosa libraries. and also details Indian life in Oklahoma in the 1930s. This book sparks interest and enlightenment, a solid five-star rating. 

Give Doll the ball was often heard at The Buzzard's Roast. 

Juanita 'Bo-Peep' Park, a sophomore guard for the Cardinals often drove the team bus and did many of the repairs. 

College days or high school days, what does it matter? There're days that will forever be cherished in my heart. In remembrance of the sweetest friendship I have ever been part of-Toka Lee Fields. Fields wrote this in Doll Harris's yearbook. Yes, the players were nonblood family, and winners on and off the court. 

Mark Izzy Schurr 

 


 


Sunday, November 19, 2023

Rude and Raunchy Margaret Cho, A Modern Moron Review

 

 More raunchy than the likes of Sam Kinison, Redd Foxx, Richard Pryor and George Carlin at times, and she hates Trump passionately, Margaret Cho rocked the casino tonight.  

To administer oral sex on a woman whose panty heaven fits your mouth like an oxygen mask. Cho was extremely graphic joking about oral sex, and verbally X-rated without being offensive. I understand, it's not humor for everyone, but I liked it. 

The Opener was equally vivid about his sexual liaisons, and I laughed with a chorus of others.   

Headphones or speakers? Cho terminology for vaginal or anal sex. 

A lesbian who hates men but loves their genitals. An aroused Johnson is a turtleneck, Clo said. My Documation of tonight's show is far less graphic than what she actually said.  

A gasless nymph, an absurd aspiration, yet hilarious in her stand-up. 

The slivers on an iceberg are all I've mentioned in last night's "Live and Livid" tour at Graton Resort and Casino. My tongue must tread lightly talking about her act on the clock. 

The spider was Schurr Shot with my Pro 7 Moto. 

Mark Izzy Schurr 

  



 
 

Monday, September 18, 2023

Modern Moron Book Review

Eating all the Halloween chocolate, blaming in on her little Brother, and lying to her mom about brushing her teeth every night, Olivia now faces the consequences of Hada, the tooth fairy's greedy sister. 

Skeletina and Olivia journey into the in-between world. Skeletina exudes positivity from beginning to end.     

If your ever sad and scared, having Skeletina around is always a good thing. Released this year, Susie Jaramillo's "Skeletina and the Greedy Tooth Fairy" is riddled with cool artwork by Jaramillo. A story geared for the very young works well with adults too. Bravo to Jarmillo, four and a half stars easy for nearly three dozen pages of a clever story and sly artwork.

Mark Izzy Schurr