Friday, May 24, 2013

"The Hangover Part III" Holds it's Own"

"The Hangover Part III" starts out fast with the laughs, slows in the middle and concludes on a raucously humorous note, so don't stop watching when the first series of credits starts rolling.

The storyline is completely different from the first two "Hangover" films. No wedding or bachelor party to attend in the beginning and the screen writers Todd Phillips and Craig Mazin got much too serious at times.

"The Hangover 3" is not nearly as good or funny as the first one, but it warranted a solid three star rating from me. I was lost from time to time when the movie had flash backs from the first two "Hangover’s."  I completely understood the references to the first and fabulous "Hangover," but the part II flashbacks lost me. "The Hangover Part II," was arguably the worst comedy ever made, hence I quit watching it and found something much more entertaining to do such as counting dead leaves in pond water.  

Within the first few minute of part 3, Alan (Zach Galifianakis) accidently kills a giraffe on the freeway causing an automobile pile-up on and his father Sid (Jeffrey Tambor) dies of a heart attack soon after.

Alan is coaxed into attending an intervention clinic in Arizona if his comrade’s drive him there from southern California.  Along the road trip, Doug (Justin Bartha) is kidnapped and the trio from the first two "Hangover" movies have three days to find Mr. Chow (Ken Jeong) who ripped off Marshal (John Goodman) and exchange Mr. Chow for Doug. If Alan, Phil (Bradley Cooper) and Stu (Ed Helms) fail to get Mr. Chow to Marshal, Doug will be shot by Marshal.

The middle of the movie has few laughs and Marshal is too serious of a character for the movie, but the laughs return and the bizarre dirty humor from the first "Hangover" is twistedly restored.
Unlike the second "Hangover" ("Lameover"), part 3 is originally entertaining, crass and funny. My advice is to hold from seeing it in the theaters and watch it at home, but check it out.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Insane Double Murderer is Legally Free in Santa Rosa

Double murderer Mathew Beck is back on the streets less than 15 years after viciously stabbing two women to death.

Paul Payne's article in Sonoma County's Press Democrat on Monday, "Slim Chance of Release With Insanity Defense" states Beck is currently living in Santa Rosa in a board and care facility. He takes medication, attends regular therapy sessions and participates in group meetings about his drug and alcohol addictions Payne's article claims. 

More than 13 years ago Beck stabbed 38-year-old Sandra Napier 28 times to death then brandished the same knife on her 63-year-mother Marcella Napier 12 or 17 times depending on which Payne article you read, killing her as well.
Payne wrote about Beck's possible release with minimal supervision in May, 2012 which details the murders. Last year's article "Family of Rohnert Park killer Upset About His Release" can be found on the following web site; http://www.pressdemocrat.com/article/20120523/ARTICLES/120529796?p=2&tc=pg    Monday's article and last year's claim Beck told his arresting officer that he was an angel of God and the mother and daughter he barbarously killed were evil spirits.

Just one conviction for driving under the influence and you're ineligible to be a bus driver for Laidlaw transit in Santa Rosa for 15 years. Viciously murder two people for an insane reason and you’re free in less time.

Beck's own family assert he is not ready for release and want nothing to do with him. Beck’s uncle was going to marry Sandra Napier according to Payne’s articles.

The obviously heinous crimes against the two Napier's should have warranted more justice for the victims as well as their family and friends. Beck is free to roam around unsupervised as long as he takes his medication and attends his therapy classes. 
I take medication for potent heartburn and esophagus problems. If I forget my pill one day, I may have a hard time swallowing food and get some rough heart burn. If Beck forgets his medication he might go on a killing spree. Payne’s article on Monday claims Beck is thinking of attending barber school.

Exactly what the world needs, a double murder that used a knife to kill his victims and have legal access to sharp objects such as a straight razor. If Beck becomes a barber, maybe I can grow a beard again and have him shave it off while I’m wearing an Iron Maiden number of the beast T-shirt.   
James Holmes, the man who gunned down dozens of people in Aurora, Colo. last year is going for the insanity plea as well. I'd bet the mortgage Holmes doesn't go free, but the right amount of money, a fantastic lawyer, and Holmes might one day roam the streets again.

How many sane people become angels of God and commit horrific crimes for their own delusions? How many sane people collect massive amounts of guns and ammunition to open fire on an unarmed crowd for nefarious pleasures?
The courts have made it clear that juking a bunch of young evil minds to randomly kill innocent people and cut a fetus out of an eight month pregnant women while she is still alive is an act of sanity. I'm referring to the Charles Manson murders of the 60s and what his demented crew did to Shannon Tate during that horrific period.

Manson is still in prison and none of his posse who were tried and sentenced has been release from jail. So please someone in the law with power please deem Beck to be of sound mind so he can be locked up.
How many more extremely dangerous criminals are lurking in the streets because the courts released them by reason of insanity? I hope Beck remembers to take his medicine.    



  

Friday, May 17, 2013

"Star Trek Into Darkness" Even With Adult Themes Stays Appropiate For All Ages; It's for the Big Screen

"Star Trek Into Darkness" 3-D weaves the fabric of the original 60s television show into today's movie technology with well timed humor and intriguing characters.

Fans of the original "Star Trek" TV show should really enjoy Thursday’s release of "Star Trek Into Darkness." This is the second "Star Trek" movie featuring Chris Pine as Captain James T. Kirk, a playboy with heart, wisdom and soul.

"...Into Darkness" jumps right into the action as Kirk (Pine) and Dr. (Bones) Leonard McCoy (Karl Urban) are being chased by dozens of white faced tribesmen’s hurling spears at them from an island far from Earth. Their goal is to get back the USS Enterprise which is resting beneath the ocean and retrieve First Officer Mr. Spock (Zachary Quinto) who’s inside an active volcano.  
The story and special effects are over the top at times, but it works. Spock is wearing a special futuristic suit, which covers him from head to toe so he can withstand the intense heat of the massively flowing lava. His mission is to set off a device that will freeze the lava when the volcano erupts, thus saving the island and the lives of the natives who are trying to kill Kirk and Bones. Isn't that a good Christian thing to do?!

Soon after this crisis, a bomb is deliberately set off in London's future sometime in the 2260s, killing dozens of people including women and children. Harsh realities clearly ran through the imaginations of screen writers Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman and Damon Lindelof in this part of the story.

It turns out the reoccurring villain Khan (Benedict Cumberbatch) was the mastermind behind the tragic London bombing. Khan also manages to hornswoggle Kirk, Spock and several other federation officers into the same building so he can kill them all at once. Khan kills a few major characters and immediately flees to a planet in Klingons territory.

In order for the Kirk and his crew to capture Khan, they risk starting an all out war with the Klingons. As the story begins its decent into conclusion, it's possible Khan is not the villain he is perceived to be. Khan, Kirk and Chief Engineer Scotty (Simon Pegg) team up to fight against attacking Klingons.
Predictability fades in out of this movie with insightful curves which keeps the viewer(s) interested the whole way.   

Some very unique twists in the storyline and the writers staying in tune with the friendly rivalry between Spock and Bones from the original "Star Trek" TV series worked well. The writers effectively modernized the characters such as having Spock dating the foxy Lieutenant Uhura. (Zoe Saldana)

I give this film a solid three and half star rating and recommend seeing it on the big screen in 3-D.

 
 



Friday, May 10, 2013

The Novel "The Disciple of Las Vegas" is a Miserable Mystery Not Worth the Read


"The Disciple of Las Vegas" was first spawned to the general public outside the U.S in 2011, and released to America in February.
Word around the campfire has it that Ian Hamilton has written six novels about the character Ava Lee, a sleuth and accountant who solves mysteries. After reading the second book in a series of five or six to date, "The Disciple of Las Vegas" is clearly a bust.

Tommy Ordonez, one of the richest men in the Philippines, has been robbed of $50 million, so he hires the Canadian-Chinese woman, Lee and her uncle in Hong Kong to recover his money.

"The Disciple of Las Vegas" sparks some interest when Hamilton refers to the illegal gambling dens in Las Vegas. Because I've read this book I'd do a lot of research before doing any online gambling.
The mystery of whom, or what group of people stole Ordonez's money and if Lee can escape the contract on her life by some lame thugs becomes a mystery as to why this book was even written.

Hamilton is several centuries behind his time thinking a strong willed, whimsical lesbian woman is unique. Lee's character, a minority in her sexual preference and skilled at martial arts might have been cutting edge in the 1500s, but in today’s fiction, so what?

Lee's cerebral lusts have nothing to do with the story and her being adept at martial arts is seldom used is this story.
Lee follows her leads through San Francisco, Costa Rica and ultimately to sin city. Lee’s character is clever enough to warrant a one and half star rating for the book, but the other characters in the novel, including Uncle were as intriguing as a single speck of dust in a key pad.

Personally I think Hamilton wrote this book to display how well traveled he is, and good for him, but his fancy way of writing a travel guide didn't work for me. I have the desire to read the other five Lee novels as much as I have an ardor to pee on an electric fence.    

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Three More Poems From Izzy Schurr's Dead Poems




              Girl to Woman

Young flowered eye cutie. She’s riding on the
bright side of time before she emerges into a
lady. A true lady. Passion pure, primitive lure.
                                                  Izzy Schurr
              Medicine Lake

Transparent fog cascaded across the lakes
surface while acrylic star light ejaculated against
the black sky. Sluice moon beams ricocheted
lucid light off the tall branches and conceived
shafts of light amongst the small forest trail.
The small motor on the fishing boat echoed in
the dissipated dawn. An eagle emerged from the
sun rise and scoped the shallow depths of the lake
for breakfast. Spinning lures attracted large trout.
The fresh catch of the day permeated the camp site 
as well seasoned  fish sizzled on the barbeque.
The lil’blue AM /FM radio spewed out the latest sports
                                    facts while cold beer lubricated my throat from a
                                    robust cigar.
                                                                                        Izzy Schurr
                                                          War II

                                    Teenagers fresh out of high school marching to
murder which governments call war. Combat
roads lined with fear. Often death is near. Pillage
and rape covered in red tape. Civilian housing,
women and children destroyed by “smart” bombs.
Coincidence our first troops in 2003 where shipped
to the main oil fields?  Poison power suggests we nuke
their ass and take their gas.
Sometimes I’m ashamed to drive.
                                                                                    Izzy Schurr / Steve Joyner / ?
 
 

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

The Movie "Pain & Gain" Released on Friday Falls Flat


The April 26 release of "Pain & Gain" is more pain then gain with few laughs and spotty drama which nets a one and half star rating.
This movie try’s miserably to be both serious and funny. With the exception of Dwayne Johnson (The Rock), the rest of the characters are OK at best. The writers and directors of "Pain & Gain" managed to take an all-star cast and harbor them behind black clouds on a moonless night.

"Pain & Gain" is based on a true story of three idiots in the mid-90s whose quest for money consumes their morality and common sense which cascades the American dream of big money into a deadly sea of greed.
Daniel Lugo (Mark Wahlberg) is the serious Moe of an abysmal operation to extort money from Victor Kershaw (Tony Shalhoub) with the aide of his friend and co-worker Adrian Doorbal (Anthony Mackie) and ex con Paul Doyle (Johnson).

Lugo (Wahlberg) is a personal trainer at Sun Gym in Miami and devises a plan to kidnap one of his clients, the very rich and hard to like Kershaw (Shalhoub), so he can claim Kershaw's entire fortune. Lugo's pal Doorbal (Mackie) reluctantly aides his friend along with Doyle, the ex con in the kidnapping of Kershaw.

The trio's first attempt to kidnap Kershaw is a failed attempt at comedy and follow through. Lugo, Doorbal and Doyle finally manage to kidnap Kershaw and torture him for the sole goal of big money.

The trio eventually manages to acquire their riches through nefarious means. Successfully eluding the police and enjoying the excesses of money, material things, women and drugs, along comes Ed Du Bois (Ed Harris), a private investigator who sees what the Miami Police Department missed.  
Through no fault of his own, even the acclaimed actor Harris could not save this movie. The story is draggy; the comedy few and far between and there is no tension in the drama.  

The only laughs for me came from the superb acting by Johnson who portrayed Doyle as a sub-moronic and hilarious coke addict. Other than his acting, the comedy was drab and the intensity of murder and mayhem was muddled in the indecisiveness of the film makers’ lack of communication to make a comedy or drama. Had it not been for Johnson's character Doyle, "Pain and Gain" may have earned a minus star rating.

Mixing comedy with drama only works if the comedy is funny and the drama is riveting. "Pain & Gain" was too long for starters and only one of its many great actors was utilized properly.

The movies strong theme of the dangers of getting swallowed by greed is solid, but its foundation was on soggy sand in the path of a tidal wave.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Nano Nano II, What Would You Do With Yourself in a Nanotechnology World?


Residing in the crevices of fact and fantasy, dwelling in the atoms of fear and knowledge, lies the ultimate technology high; nanotechnology.
Imagine a world without taxes, a place without unwanted deadlines and meaningless hours spent earning money for big oil, landlords and other merchandisers. To live without poverty and the loss of loved who become victims of time and cancer. Nanotech can provide all this and much more.
Nanotech is the answer to all that is positive and uplifting, the one thing that can make money obsolete, thus ending corruption in politics, big business and thrusting the world into a place that ought to be.

With nanotech there would be no starving people in the world thus squelching the use of the following lyrics by Neal Peart; "Hungry child in the desert and the flies that cloud her eyes, I get this feeling"...

With the advent of nanotech, the three classes of people would be reduced to one class. That one class of people would be much better than our current system of the three classes of folk; the rich, who do little work and pay no taxes, the middle class who do all of the work and pay all of the taxes and the poor who are present to scare the life out of the middle class, keep them showing up to those unrewarding jobs. The late comedian and philosopher George Carlin defined the current system of the three classes of people.
Nanotech would make money primitive and obsolete, enable everybody to have everything they wanted with the touch of a few buttons according the web site; http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/ciencia/secret_projects/project263.htm

"Hello Nanotechnology, Bye, Bye Money!" by Benjamin "Quincy" Cabell V on the above web site provides the details for the anything box. In short the anything box is a device that creates matter, hence making it possible‎ to create things from nothing.
Eternal youth and life via nanotech is possible by replacing or repairing dying cells in the body. Yes this is currently pure fantasy. As of now matter cannot be created or destroyed. Science experts are working on ways to create matter and live forever with the emergence of nanotech.

"Nanotech Could Make Humans Immortal by 2040", said futurist Ray Kurzweil in his October 2009 article on the web page; http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9138726/Nanotech_could_make_humans_immortal_by_2040_futurist_says

Kurrzweil's article refers to nanobots that may one day exist, taken like a pill and filter the blood stream for damaged or dying cells and repair or replace them all together. Nanobots would also have the means to reverse ageing. According to the above article anyone alive in 2040 or 2050 may live forever in a healthy and youthful body if they so desire.
Some people will always claim there would be no challenge in life if nanotech were a reality and I understand their point of view which is valid. Certain skeptics of nanotechnology claim we need to work or even toil for the things we need. I disagree with this way of thinking. I think life would be more challenging in a nanotech world.

Sure, if nanotech were a reality, anyone who wanted a car for example could simply push some buttons and have the color make and model of their auto of choice. If you want a car now, you have to work or steal for the money to pay for it, so in that aspect the nanotech way of life is much less challenging. Factor in the above example to pay for food and shelter as well. 
I still contend life would be more challenging with nanotech. With nanotech, people would no longer have to work unless they wanted to and everybody would have anything spawned from their imagination with the use of the anything box. Where's the challenge in that? If nanotech was in full force, what would people do with themselves? Just think how easy it would be to do absolutely nothing with your life.

Some people in this would work extremely hard at their job or jobs, have a nice dwelling, loving spouse, family and material things, but some of these people when their not at work, do nothing but relax is front of the boob tube (television set) on their free time.
A lot of people would do nothing but take up space if nanotech were a reality. Hence the big challenge in the emergence of nanotech, you no longer have to work and you can have anything from
a BLT sandwich to a really cool iPad with the touch of a buttons.
Again the question, what would you do with yourself in the presence of nanotech? Watch lame reality TV shows every waking minute, sleep, rise and do it all over again for the rest of eternity?
 
In a nanotech world I'd learn how to fly an airplane and helicopter for starters. I can't do that now
because of my income situation. I'd also land my helicopter on the top of a high mountain over looking fantastic foliage highlighted by a captivating water fall, and write book reviews from there.
Be skeptical all you want about nanotech if you choose, think it will be nothing more than a really cool science fiction book or movie, but think about the following. What if someone or a group of people had the idea for cell phones in the 1300s, the ideas for auto's and air transportation way back in the day or the thought of taking photo's, (color even) without having to paint portraits or landscapes six or 700 years ago?  

What will people dream up next? Taking pictures and watching movies on a portable phone?