Sunday, February 9, 2025

Shout Out to Saraswati



Saraswati, the goddess of language, learning, arts and the sciences, and from what I've read about her, zero wrath. 

Saraswati is the epitome of perfect learning and destroys the darkness of ingnorance, a luminous woman of spendid beauty riding upon my dreams. (Krishna Dharma / me) 

The orgins of her existance literally go back the the dawn of creation when gods raged war against each other for thousands of years. 

If it's possible to lovingly renuite with a supreme goddess in the afterlife, I'd be estatic to spend it with the celestrial nymph, Saraswati.

Mark Izzy Schurr 

A Modern Moron Book Review

 


This book will make you a better chess player, but not as good as Bobby Fischer, the world's greatest chess player who won his first world title when he was 14-years-old. 

"Bobby Fischer Teaches Chess," was a Little Libraies score many moons ago. Throughout the book are different chess set ups from actual title matches. Bobby askes the question(s), can white  / black mate? If so, how many moves? How does black or white mate in three, four moves? 

Fischer doesn't reveal exact moves, just the lay out, and whether or not you figure it out, it's completely up to you, I like that.

When I understand Fisher's questions, I feel good about my chess savy, and when it's Chinese algerbra to me, I still have fun playing my own game of chess. In the above picture, it's whites move and if you can't mate in two to three moves, can black? I don't know either, Bobby lays it out for me to play it out. 

Mark Izzy Schurr

Saturday, February 8, 2025

"The New Normal," a Sports Illlustrated Article Review


 

Lovem, loathm,' or anything in-between, Patrick Mahomes is the elite quarterback in the NFL, and he's down to Earth and approachable, Greg Bishop, a Sports Ilustrated writer said in December. 

The Kansas City Chiefs are the first back to back NFL champions in two decades, and tomorrow they will make history if they win. 

Reading this article, I learned that Patrick Mahomes grew up in the Kansas City Royals locker room. He's 29-years-old. His dad, Patrick Sr., pitched 11 seasons for the Royals. Mahomes said when he was between six and 8-years-old he wanted to play sports professionally and not be an asshole to people. Some super star players were. He didn't name the A-holes.  

"Their were some superstars who loved to be there, loved to watch sports...I wanted to make sure kids or anybody else could come up and talk to me," Mahomes said. (Sports Illustrated, Dec, 2024)

Mahomes, his two children and his wife Brittany still socialize with people he met while playing youth baseball. They all enjoy watching sports and being with their kids. (SI) 

The Cheifs didn't win in dominating fashion this year, and they never surpassed 28 points in their 13 game winning streak. Mahomes, stat wise is a middle of the pack quarterback this season. He didn't even make third string in this years Pro Bowl, yet the Cheifs are one win away from a Super Bowl three-peat. They did lead the NFL in third down conversions for all or most of the season though. 

The Cheifs also have a current streak of six straight AFC Championship games. In 2019, Mahomes had a career best, 50 touchdown passes as the Chiefs went the the AFC title game. Tom Brady and the New England Patriots went to the Superbowl that year. Tom Brady talked to Mahome's after the game, and said, you're doing it the right way, just keep doing what your doing. (SI)

"For him (Brady) to say that, a guy I watched growing up, winning all those Super Bowls, was huge for me...he gave me his stamp of approval," Mahomes said. (SI)

Mark Izzy Schurr



Friday, February 7, 2025

A Modern Moron Movie Review


My mind journeyed back to the current movie era again. I sat in my favorite reclining seat, B 7 last night while viewing "Heart Eyes," a dark comedy about new lovers forced to combat the Heart Eyes Killer. 

The Heart Eyes Killer, aka HEK targets couples dating on Valentine's. Large sharp knifes are the killers weapon of choice whiling slaying. 

Olivia Holt rocks her love at first site face, and as Ally, it was easy to understand why Jay (Mason Gooding) falls in love, she falls hard herself. Love is a flower, you've got to let it grow John Lennon said. 

"Heart Eyes" impressed me with it's cool decapitation scene and the most original marriage proposal I've ever seen. 

For several years, the Heart Eyes Killer has been killing couples dating on the night of Valentine's. Ally and Jay picked the wrong night to have their first date. Forced into a kill or be killed situation puts a damper on their romance, and maybe kills it, pun intended. 

Three stars for "Heart Eyes," a bloody, yet heartfelt dark comedy. 

Mark Izzy Schurr 

Sunday, February 2, 2025

A Modern Moron Book Review


 

It's black history month and "Little People, Big Dreams Pele" was a fantastic read. I acquired this  book at a Little Libraries book nook. 

Edson Arates, aka Pele was a Brazilian blitzkrieg. Pele was destined to play soccer like Shakespeare was to write and the Beatles were to music, he's a legend, a true sports icon. 



As a boy, Pele made a soccer ball by stuffing a sock with newspapers and tightening it with string. World Cup in Brazil is taken very seriously to say the very least. Pele's father cried when Brazil lost the world championship and the child told his father he'd one day play for Brazil and win it all. 

By the time Pele was 15-years-old, managers and coaches knew they had a gem of a soccer player. Pele was the leading scorer for the season in his first year in league play. At 16, he played for Sweden's World Cup team. All the best teams in the world wanted Pele, and Brazil won it's first ever World Cup with Pele at the helm of the team.  



Pele has the honor of being athlete of the 20th century, and his two decades of dominance on the field was his stepping stone for helping poor children in youth sports and so much more. Pele, a true sports legend and humanitarian. 




I can now return this book to the Little Libraries laden throughout the lands. 

Mark Izzy Schurr 


Monday, January 27, 2025

A Modern Moron Book Review

Watch the calamity unfold when the blustering pig with the unfortunate comb-over finds his way into the White House Faye Kanouse said, the author of this book. 

His inexperience, questionable values and lack of integrity is a parody of laughs in "If You Give a Pig the White House." Written in the same clever format of the Laura Numeroff books such as "If You Give A Pig A Pancake," and "If you Give A Moose A Muffin." 

...Tweeting will make him hungry, so you'll order his favorite meal. When you serve him the well done burgers, you'll have to make sure he gets more than everyone else. I'm not going to publish the whole book, but if you hate the orange fascist felon, this book is for you. It's written for adults with a childs format for understanding.  


The illustration by Amy Zhing is very fitting to Kanouse's writing style. This book points out many of our presidents current and past atrocities like rape and racism and of course his narcissism. 



This book was released in 2019, and Fox News and its affiliates blinded too many voters and thus the serial criminal is back in the White House, and "If You Give a Pig the White House" is a pleasant parody in these very bleak and pathetic political times.

Mark Izzy Schurr