Wednesday, December 29, 2021

A Modern Moron Vintage Movie Review

 
Grand theft, excessive boozing, prostitution and murder seeps into the tangible and cerebral joys of reciprocated love between the two genders in 1934s, "He Was Her Man."


This was the last of seven movies James Cagney and Joan Blondell made together and it didn't disappoint. Cagney is Flicker Hayes who is released from prison and his former baleful cronies want him dead. The first picture above is Joan Blondell from this film, explaining why Hayes (Cagney) falls in love with her. 

Rose (Blondell) is set to marry her fiancĂ©e Nick, then she meets Hayes, and becomes his cover for the men wanting to kill Hayes. The killers are looking for a single man, not a couple. Blondell and Cagney settle in a coastal town near San Francisco, where her future husband Nick lives. Nick is a fisherman so he's gone a lot, and Hayes doesn't object! 

The first time I watched "He Was Her Man," I was pulling for Blondell and Cagney to end up together. Flicker Hayes falls fast for Rose, and it's clear she likes him as well, but she also wants to marry Nick. The story is perhaps as old as time itself, two men who want the same woman, and she truly likes them both. 

Which man winds up in the throngs of love, complete with all the lascivious and delicious desires granted by the babe Blondell? The storyline is very solid, even today, and "He Was Her Man" is a true Pre-Code Hollywood classic  Three stars easy for this after hours vintage black and white movie. 

Mark Izzy Schurr    

Sunday, December 26, 2021

Cosmic Conundrum


Given the power to murder on a planetary scale, Morg is a manic without conscience or restraint. His power coupled with his depravity makes him the most dangerous creature in the universe. Morg has begun his trek throughout the cosmos's as he journeys to Earth, and thus the romance between Shalla-Bal and the Silver Surfer is immediately halted. (Ron Martz) 

Behold Shalla-Bal. She treads upon a world of withered weeds and ashes, but the touch of her foot turns weeds into flowers and where she faces, the sun shines. The gift she has brought is the gift of life. Though my body returns to its prison Earth, my heart will be with her forever. (Essential Silver Surfer, vol. II)

The people who like me the most don't even know me. The writers and artist do their artwork and create stories only I like, and I really appreciate this!  

Mark Izzy Schurr


 

Friday, December 24, 2021

Santa Sensation


 More than seven decades upon its release, 1947s "Miracle on 34th Street" has definitely withstood the test of time.



To this day, "Miracle on 34th Street" is the most original story of Santa Clause I've ever seen. Santa Clause portrayed by Edmund Gwenn has been in and out of mental institutions because he claims to be the actual Kris Kringle, and he's deemed non-violent with a delusion for good.

Natallie Wood was 8-years-old in this movie and like her screen-mother, Maureen O' Hara, she doesn't believe in Santa Clause. O' Hara plays Doris Walker, the department store manager who hired Kris Kringle and soon questions her own choice because she doesn't want her daughter Susan (Wood) believing in Santa Clause, and the new Santa she hired is very convincing or perhaps the real Santa himself which makes for a great family Christmas tale.  

Kris Kringle (Gwenn) becomes the New York Macy's department store Santa Clause and Mr. Macy himself doesn't care that his new Santa thinks he's Saint Nick himself, but Kringle ends up on trial for lunacy.

The New York Supreme Court judge and Mr. Macy themselves are extremely reluctant to claim there is no Santa Clause in a court of law because of the ramifications it might cause in the world of business. 

Lawyer Fred Gailey defends Kringle and uses the U.S. Post Office as competent authority that Santa Clause does indeed exist. Four stars easy for this Christmas classic. 

Mark Izzy Schurr 

    

Debauchery & Debacle in "Bad Santa"


This 2003 R rated Christmas movie is two years away from officially being a classic. 

I've watched this movie every year since its release, and I still laugh out loud upon every viewing. 

Tony Cox and Billy Bob Thornton are thieves who pose as an Elfe and Santa Clause during the Christmas season so they can rob various department store safes every December. The above picture is the actor Brett Kelly who plays the bullied Thurman Merman in "Bad Santa." 

Willy (Thornton / bad Santa) and Merman become adult and child counterparts. Upon their first meeting Thornton asks if he was dropped on his head, and Merman replies; "How could they drop me onto my head?"

"No, not onto your head, goddamn it, are you fucking with me?" Thornton said.

Bad Santa is very blunt with the kid Merman and says he got sick because he loved a woman who wasn't clean, so yes, this movie is not fit for all ages or those opposed to crass and dirty humor.

The sexy Lauren Graham is the one adult who has the potential clean up the booze laden bad Santa and restore some conscience in his soul. John Ritter did a fantastic job as Bob Chipeska, the department store manager. 

Chipeska, (Ritter) is a very straight-laced fellow who refuses to cuss or talk about sex candidly, and this adds to the guffaws in this flick. Chipeska frequently tattles on bad Santa to the store's security chief Gin, Bernie Mac who also nailed his role.  

Lisa Ross is the one stripper, Tiffany who is topless in "Bad Santa," and Thornton asks her if she wants to play hide the Nazi, an obvious reference to intercourse. Excessive alcohol use, fornication, nudity and profanity are needed in "Bad Santa" just as it's needed in "Animal House." Four stars easy for this movie. 

Mark Izzy Schurr     

   


A 1980s Christmas Flick Reviewed


This 1983 comedy works for me because of the interaction between the actors Don Ameche, Denholm Elliot and Eddie Murphy. 

Ameche and Denholm portray the Duke brothers who own and run the Duke and Duke investment firm. The two Duke's make their Usual Bet wager on human nature. Randalph (Elliot) bets his brother Mortamer (Ameche) that a homeless hustler (Murphy) can run their company as well as their nephew Lewis. (Dan Aykroyd) 

The two Dukes arrange a devious destruction of Lewis's life, and put Murphy in his place, complete with Lewis's job and his house for no valid reason, other than a stupid bet, and the comedy begins. 

Ameche, Murphy and Elliot 
       The above photo is from "Trading Places." In this scene the two Duke brothers are explaining to Murphy what exactly their company does. The Duke and Duke company invests in many products including wheat, coffee, pork products, gold and citrus goods. The look on Eddie Murphy's face is priceless when Elliot talks about bacon, which he says may be found in a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich. The below picture of Murphy says it all. 
Christmas for me is a great time to watch various holiday films regularly during this time of year, and "Trading Places" always works for me during the holidaze! Three and half stars for this vintage flick. 
Mark Izzy Schurr 

Thursday, December 23, 2021

A Modern Day Two-Reeler Reviewed


 "Santa's Village of the Damned" makes me laugh out loud every time I watch it, and I view this episode a lot this time of year. 

In this episode of TVs "Two and a Half Men," Alan's (Jon Cryer) new girlfriend moves in with him and his brother Charlie. (Charlie Sheen) Charlie, the owner of the house doesn't like the fact she takes over the house, but soon changes his mind when he gets a taste of her home cooked meals. 

When Alan first brings Sandy (Josie Davis) over to the house, he is excited when telling his brother, she's the complete package for a relationship; beauty, sex, cooking and laundry. Charlie responds; marriage, boredom. alimony and death. 

This modern day two-reeler is a Christmas laugh fest. At first, Sandy is the perfect woman for Alan, and her house-keeping and cooking prowess cover up the fact that she is an over-bearing entity who actually believes in Santa Clause and her sexiness has a hidden wrath in a comedic way. 


  

I learned the term 'two-reelers from watching Laurel and Hardy films. Once upon a time movies were made with actual film on reels. One reel of 35 mm lasted about ten to 12 minutes. Most Laurel and Hardy movies were approximately 18 to 22 minutes long, thus their movies were on two reels, hence the term, 'two-reelers.

Without commercials, the vast majority of shows from "Two and a Half Men" are 20 to 22 minutes long and that's why I call them two-reelers.

"Santa's Village of the Damned" is a four-star Christmas comedy that is well worth watching for the holiday season. 

Mark Izzy Schurr    

Solitude


 Severed joy bleeds into red rivers of somber emotions and unfriendlness. Welcome to mass society. The black winter Sky's amisdst the western shores of the globe provide warmth and comfort to my restless soul. Mark Izzy Schurr

Tuesday, December 21, 2021

Comedy Christmas Reviewed


 "Warning, It's Dirty," is a funny take on infidelity and a Christmas laugh fest from TVs, "Two and a Half Men."

 Uncle Charlie coaches his 15-year-old nephew Jake on how juggle two women and Jake is apprehensive about seeing another girl when his girlfriend is out of town. 

Charlie asks Jake if his life is supposed to stop when his girlfriend is not around, and Jake replies, that's the deal we made.

It's Christmas eve during this episode and even Jake's grandmother encourages Jake to get some out of town strange before his girlfriend returns. Alan, Charlie's brother and Jake's father is against him trying to cheat on his girlfriend, and says relationships are built on mutual trust and respect, and Charlie says to grow up, relationships are built on diamond earrings and viagra Charlie said.

Lucille Ball was not a natural red-head, I'll tell you how I know, but warning, it's dirty Rob Reiner said. The late writer / filmmaker, Reiner adds flair to this classic Christmas episode of "Two and a Half Men." Three and a half stars easy for this Christmas episode.

Mark Izzy Schurr    



Art of Nature III


 The infinite doors of perception amidst the ocean shores fuel's my fascinations. The art of nature is my one true friend that guides me through the colossal chaos of life. 

Mark Izzy Schurr

Picture via Schurr Shot, December 10, Jenner coastline.  

Saturday, December 11, 2021

Another Modern Moron Movie Review



The late Canadian comedian John Candy may not have been in a class by himself, but roll-call was short.  

Candy portrays shower curtain ring salesman, Del Griffith, and when he’s asked in the movie how he is doing, Griffith replies; “I’m still a million dollars short of being a millionaire.”

I laugh every time I hear Candy say that line in this holiday classic, and I’m laughing as I type this right now.

“Planes, Trains and Automobiles” is one of more than 16 Christmas movies I watch every year immediately after Thanksgiving, and this is one of five films I watch multiple times till Christmas day.



Steve Martin is a stressed-out advertising executive who invertedly winds up traveling with Candy from New York to Chicago. Candy is goofy and good hearted while Martin is serious and overly orderly.


John Candy, 1987 

Writer, productor and director John Hughes crafted this comedy, and as advertised, this flick is funny. I laugh out loud every time I view several scenes year after year, and tonight was no different.

“Planes, Trains and Automobiles” is sentimental without being sappy and displays why John Candy was a viable comedian in the 1980s. Four stars easy for this holiday comedy.

Mark Izzy Schurr

 

Tuesday, December 7, 2021

Night Nature


 

Dim memories of shared laughter reside amidst the dark shores of sanity. Once again, lady night has caressed me with her black embrace.

Mark Izzy Schurr

Wednesday, December 1, 2021

Mind Journeys II


 

The mystic powers of unfettered minds sweep into our subconscious sensations while the celestial currents of time preserve cosmic harmony and balance.

Mark Izzy Schurr

Picture via Schurr Shot in Oregon about 50 miles west of Eugune. 

Wednesday, November 24, 2021

Skill and Lunacy Weaved Well Together


 

If she became queen of Wonderland, she promised herself she wouldn’t become steeped in madness. She refused to be like the rest, who relished the fall of the axe and the rush of red blood from the beheadings of questionable criminals.

Dinah’s father was the king of Wonderland, and she was the cities princess, which caused her emotional pain each time an innocent head rolled off the chopping block for the towns people and their children to witness. Winding tendrils of guilt entered Dinah’s mind.

Colleen Oakes wrote a tantalizing tale of Lewis Carroll’s 1865 “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.” Many moons ago, and by sheer chance, I acquired book two of this trilogy at the dollar store and read it first. As soon I finished reading “Blood of Wonderland,” I immediately purchased “Queen of Hearts” and “War of the Cards” and none of the books disappointed.

 

Oakes has a great writing style, and the vast array of characters was a bit much at times, but she neatly weaved the story together and she wittingly detailed romance with medieval war violence.

The plot is simple yet complex, and it’s not predictable. By the middle of the second book, “Blood of Wonderland,” I assumed Dinah would become queen of Wonderland, and the man she loved and romanced, Wardley would be her husband and King. Even thinking I had the ending pegged before starting the last book, “War of the Cards,” the characters and the tale seized my senses along with Oakes writing prowess.

Three and half stars is my rating for this fascinating trilogy of Wonderland, and I’m not much of a fan for fantasy books, but I really dug the writing style of Colleen Oakes.

Mark Izzy Schurr  

Monday, November 22, 2021

What?


 

A fearful yet alluring presence may appear as an eerie entity as it roams amidst the masses. Come explore the deepest depths of the known and wonderous spheres of existence.

Mark Izzy Schurr

Sunday, November 21, 2021

Government III


 

Buried dreams of democracy line the tombs of turmoil and illustrate the pollution of politics. Nothing positive lasts in government. Realities ruins may once again line the White House with the idiot fascist orange man whose cult following defines stupidity and racism.

Mark Izzy Schurr

Saturday, November 20, 2021

Chaotic Christmas Killer Invades the Home


 Another Modern Moron movie review. 

Home invasion horror for the holidays in 2016s, “Better Watch Out” worked for me because the movie caught me off guard at times, and the ending left the viewer curious about the absolute ending.

The violence is mostly suggestive rather than physical, and the story-line was blissfully bizarre while displaying the mind of a macabre murderer.



A mysterious phone calls triggers the suspense in this flick. Mayhem erupts into a macabre murders and mystery. 


Olivia DeJonge and Levi Miller 

At a glance, the plot is simple teen horror. Teenagers on a quiet suburban night while a murderous night stalker invades their home. Screen-writers, Zack Kahn and Chris Peckover displayed their signature originality in “Better Watch Out.”

This timeless genre of teen horror grips its audience via the acting skills of Olivia DeJonge who portrays Ashley, the college aged babysitter of Luke, a nearly 13-year-old lad. Levi Miller as did all the other actors channeled fantasy into twisted tangibility.

A solid three-star rating for this chaotic and devious Christmas tale.

Mark Izzy Schurr

Monday, November 15, 2021

Another Modern Moron Book Review


 

Rings of teeth that glistened at the edge of one’s vision, it was the worst kind of monster, the sort that crawled into you and ate you from the inside out. (Emily Carroll)

‘Through the Woods” features five short stories, all written and illustrated by Emily Carroll. I discovered this 2014 book in the young adult section at the Coddingtown library.

This book is a very fast read, and a New York Times best seller. Gothic overtones in her illustrations blend very well with her words.




Her dreams had teeth and clung to her even when she woke. (Carroll) I’m extremely fascinated by the written word, and Carroll seized my attention, and “Through the Woods” kept me entertained until I finished reading the entire book in one setting.

Bombastically bizarre, and even weird was Carroll’s stories and artwork, but it works wonderfully in “Through the Woods.”

“In Conclusion” was fittingly the last of the five very short tales in this book and the story was an intriguing and original take on the classic; “Little Red Riding Hood.”

There once was a young girl who lived on the edge of a deep dense forest…she hopped moonlit streams and took in the scent of pale night flowers. (Emily Carroll) She sucked me in with her poetic prowess, and her cool drawings. Three and a half stars for “Through the Woods.”



Mark Izzy Schurr  

Saturday, November 13, 2021

Mind Journeys


 

Memories of tangible emotions find themselves behind my camera’s eye. The unseen forces dwelling in the periphery of human consciousness resides amidst the imagination.

Fear and dark distrust resides in the minds of too many. The mystic essence of ego has returned my heart and mind to the now. The labyrinth of lunacy and division among the masses is insane to me. I no longer want to belong.

Tranquility can smother the flames of fury and arouse wisdom. I just want to be free.

Mark Izzy Schurr    

Wednesday, November 10, 2021

Spacing Out, Another Modern Moron Book Review


 

Earth, its sun, the moon, and the eight planets are just a small part of the Milky Way, and our sun is just one star in the Milky Way.

The Milky Way is just one of approximately 100 billion galaxies as we all know from our reading.



There are approximately 70 sextillion stars in the entire universe. In figures that’s 70,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. If you want to remember this number, it’s a seven followed by 22 zeros.

The yellow dwarf, the medium sized star, our sun is younger and smaller than most of the sextillion stars. The surface of the sun is well over 10,000 degrees Fahrenheit and its core is much hotter. 

There are many fascinating space facts in this book, and naming all of them would be to re-write the entire book word for word, and from what I’ve read in the Arcturus Publishing Limited 2008 copy right, I am already in violation of their criminal codes act from what I’ve written and shown thus far, but I’m willing to take that chance in the blogosphere.

There are more then 80 constellations in the universe, and The Great Bear is my favorite one. Constellations are imaginary lines drawn between the stars and the sky.

A supernova is a vast explosion in which an entire star is destroyed and is a billion times brighter than the sun. The last supernova in our solar system happened in 1604.

This book, “Questions & Answers About Space,” is only 30 pages and a great bargain I acquired from the Dollar Store. The book was first published in 2008 by Arcturus Publishing Limited in London.

The book has details on all Earth’s planets, the sun and our moon while also talking about the first humans and animals to travel in space. Details about comets, asteroids and communication satellites are also covered in this book. Four and a half stars is my rating for 2008s book, “Questions & Answers About Space.”

Friday, November 5, 2021

"Gold Diggers of 1933" Reviewed by Me

"Gold Diggers of 1933" was an incipient brothel upon the big screen, complete with rewarding crime, fornication, and other delicious deceits thrust amidst our tangible souls. The above picture is one of the Busby Berkeley dancing chorus girls from this 1933 musical.  

The opening number, “We’re in the Money,” (above picture) sung by a chorus of luscious legged dancing girls, and Ginger Rogers as the lead singer was a great beginning to this 1933 classic. The awesome facial close-ups on the Berkeley babes, including Ginger Rogers singing "We're in the Money" in Pig Latin was truly a delight to watch, and I’m not really of fan of musicals, nor the type of music Berkeley directed, but “We’re in the Money” still captures the my senses.

Ginger Rogers in "We're in the Money."  

The acting and story-line also kept pace with the times. A large sum of money is needed immediately up front for the show to go on, and Ruby Keeler’s beau is this film, Dick Powell is secretive on how he fronted the producer $15,000 to get the show started. 

This 1933 flick has many signature elements from the 1930-1934 Pre-Code Hollywood era. Stealing without punishment, fornication, excessive drinking and scantily clad women in their under garments, leaving little to the lascivious imagination.

Joan Blondell, 1933

Ginger Rogers was a star for a reason, and she more then proved herself in “Gold Diggers of 1933.” Joan Blondell was just a funny as she was beautiful. I love the scene is which her and Rogers wear the same dress, and the other chorus girls compare how each of them looks wearing the same dress.

ROGERS

If Barney could see my clothes! 

OTHER WOMAN

He wouldn't recognize you. 


Dick Powell had too many singing numbers for my liking, but the DVD skip button is always there, and this movie is a solid four and a half star rating to me. I’ve watched this movie multiple times, and it seems to get better each time.

Whether or not you’re a Pre-Code Hollywood movie lover, a fan or non-fan of Busby Berkeley, or if you know nothing of Ginger Rogers or Joan Blondell, “Gold Diggers of 1933,” especially this high-quality print is a must have for vintage film buffs.

All the special features were unimpressive to me, but the movie was so good, it simply didn’t matter. 

Mark Izzy Schurr 

Thursday, November 4, 2021

Sanity Shores


 The tombs of dead Laughter display the dominance of hate and unfriendlness. Natures nutrition, the seas of sanity flood my dreams and desires.                                               Mark Izzy Schurr

Weaved Into A Mystic Conjuring of Intrigue


 

Trek into fantasy and witness the uncharted depths of knowledge and all that is real and imagined in Jim Starlin’s, “The Silver Surfer, Rebirth of Thanos."

In “…Rebirth of Thanos,” Thanos, plans on killing 50 percent of all living beings in the entire universe. Chrome Dome must search the infinite vastness of the cosmos to thwart the lurid plot of Thanos and his insane bid to kill billions.

The cosmic enlightenment of laughter and death is blissfully displayed in Starlin’s, “…Rebirth of Thanos.”

Thanos is the epitome of evil, he killed his mother when he was 10-years-old, and when he was 18-years-old, he held a girl captive for weeks before he murdered her, and when her remains were discovered, they were too ghastly for any words or pictures.

“I seek a vile creature, he is a killer of worlds, seeking to paint the cosmos a blood scarlet,” the Silver Surfer said.



Thanos has powers, skills and knowledge beyond mortal reckoning and he allies with Mistress Death in his insane quest for ultimate power and to be the harbinger of death and despair.

The mystic conjuring of reality within the sacred documents of the Silver Surfer remained fascinating in this more than 200-page comic book.

The nexus of reality, the fulcrum of existence and the shared realm of chaos and disorder is where the Silver Surfer meets with Thanos. Dichotomies is this meeting place, a land where enemies cannot engage in any sort of combat, even in their greatest efforts to attempt it, hence Thanos and the Silver Surfer talk politics.

Thanos argues that life and death are on the same coin, and must coexist together, and mass murder is needed to keep humanity around.

The Silver Surfer thinks Thanos is an evil wack job with absolutely no empathy or positive passion, and thus the two know, they must one day fight each other to the death at some point in time.

This comic book left me wanting more. The story was far from completed, and for reasons unknown to myself, I still haven’t acquired the sequel, “The Infinity Gauntlet.”

The forbidding fantasies of Thanos really get going when one by one, he begins to acquire all six Soul Gems which are laden throughout the far corners of the galaxies. Each of the six gems harnesses the ultimate power of energy, time, immortality and three other tangible emotions.

The ability to reconstruct the streams of time itself would be the beckoning call to the owner of the Soul Gem of time.

“I am reality, I am infinite, I am the almighty. I have wrestled the reins of power from the hands of the supreme being, and yet becoming a god is a hollow victory,” Thanos said.

Inkers, John Beatty and Tom Christopher along with letterer Ken Bruzenak and colorist Tom Vincent had some funny and captivating detail in their illustrations.



I give this Silver Surfer issue a solid four-star rating. Starlin’s words really gripped my senses. Within schemes and dreams the well of infinity within its comic vortex possesses universal knowledge unimaginable with absolutely no barriers, and only then are all things possible. (Jim Starlin)  

Sunday, October 31, 2021

Cool Country, A Modern Moron Music Review


 

Musician, Dwight Yoakam is the only person I know who can extrapolate the math of how 14 days in March can conclude in August.

“This song came to me when 14 days in March turned into the middle of August,” Dwight Yoakam said.

Yoakam humanized himself at the casinos ball room on Saturday night with his personal stories, and intriguing sense of humor.



I like old school country music fused with pleasant punches of 1970s rock ‘n’ roll tunes, so Saturday nights performance by Yoakam and the band was anything, but disappointing.

Extremely little room to dance at Graton Resort and Casino’s ball room, and that was more the OK for myself. Personally, I was seated in the second row from the main aisle, which many patrons used to sway on their feet, and at certain moments, I was persuaded off me seat.

The opening band, Willy D possessed a rock ‘n’ roll flare with a harmonious hard country sound, thus creating an ambiance of paradisiacal live music.  

“Guitars, Cadillacs,” was the only song I knew Yoakam performed and wrote, and the tune more then pleased. His quote unquote money song was not the concluding song last night, and the encore was too short.




 Leave the audience wanting more was Yoakam and the bands’ theme on Saturday night, and the only thing that disappointed me was not being allowed to bring in my Sony Cyber Shot camera. Then again, it was great to kick back and relax amidst the ecstasy of live music. Three and a half stars for Yoakam’s October show at Graton Resort & Casino.

Mark Izzy Schurr

Saturday, October 30, 2021

Mind journey


 

Journey to unknown realms where our sorrows and joys gleefully joust amidst the vast cosmos of the human spirit. Reach into the borderland of eternity and oblivion and imbibe the celestial nectar of wisdom and folly.

As sophisticated savages, we seek to free the mystic essence of our ethereal egos.

Mark Izzy Schurr

Thursday, October 28, 2021

Another Modern Moron Movie Review


 

This DVD has no special features, but the picture and sound quality are good and even though Joan Blondell has a small part, she alone makes 1931s “My Past” worth watching multiple times. (Above picture, Joan Blondell, "My Past")

The story-line is a timeless tale of a free-loving man and woman who have no shame when it comes to fornication, or adultery.

Bebe Daniels portrays Doree Macy, a showgirl juggling a relationship with two men who are business partners and friends. Both men fall hard for Doree, (Daniels) and she falls for one of them, and the infinite web of love and lust manages to complicate things.

Joan Blondell, "My Past" 

“My Past” rewards adultery, and is considered racy, even by today’s standards. In one scene, Doree (Daniels) takes off her swimsuit while in the ocean and says to Bob (Ben Lyon), I bet you can’t catch me. Bob immediately jumps in the ocean and swims toward her.



Joan Blondell did a great job of portraying Bebe Daniels best friend, especially when giving her advice about dating a married man.   

“I know these young married men. When there wife’s away, the play. They’ll tell you anything, make all sorts of promises. They’ll even kid themselves into thinking they’re not married, but just as soon as the well-known ball and chain gets back, they creep home on their hands and knees,” Joan Blondell said.

Daniels shows some cleavage and a lot of leg in “My Past,” and this illustrates the fact how much less skin was shown in mainstream movies from 1935 to the mid-1960s. Anybody who is knowledgeable fan of the Pre-Code Hollywood era between 1930-1934, will want to view this pre-coder, or at least I think so.

Mark Izzy Schurr  

Tuesday, October 26, 2021

Sin and Sensation in 1933


 

“Professional Sweetheart” is a true Pre-Code Hollywood classic well worth owning. Screen-writer Maurine Watkins dabbled in the debauchery of free-love and spousal abuse. Theresa Harris had a small role in this 1933 film, and she was a talented beauty who showed off her acting and singing prowess while portraying the maid of Ginger Rodgers. Rodgers stars as Glory Eden, a radio singer for the Ippsie-Wippsie Wash Cloth company. (Above picture is Ginger Rodgers from 1933s, "Professional Sweetheart.") 


Theresa Harris, 1933

The Ippsie-Wippsie company wants Eden to be known a squeaky-clean virgin, an innocent to the masses to promote their washcloths, and Eden (Rodgers) has very different plans for herself and the $1,000 the Ippsie-Wippsie company is offering her, if she signs their contract.  

Ginger Rodgers & Norman Foster 

Rodgers delivers some racy dialogue to her fake fiancĂ©, Jim Davey (Norman Foster) when she tells him she smokes, drinks and has been with 100s of men. “Professional Sweetheart” is a true Warner Brothers ‘Archive Collection.’




Mark Izzy Schurr