Tuesday, April 22, 2025

Reefer Madness The Musical, A Modern Moron Review


The moral and mental depravity wrought by the leafy green assassin marijuana is a silly, stupid, campy and fun musical, Director Dorinda Toner said in the program notes. (Pictured above is Alex Youngblood as the innocent 16-year-old Jimmy and his righteous girlfriend Makena Barnane as Mary Lane.)

"Reefer Madness The Musical holds the key cords of the original storyline, based on the 1936 propaganda film, "Reefer Madness." Much bravo for Theatre in the Grove for its sensationally bizarre presentation of this iconic film. 

Teenagers who imbibe cannabis become hooligans and whores, engaging in weird orgies and wild parties with unleashed passions. Despair, sorrow, crime and shame follow. The Devil's harvest is the smoke of hell, leading to drug crazed abandon. Killing a cat with a chain saw and lusting after your mother are just some of the debaucherous debacles caused by cannabis. I didn't write the script, but the origins of the intended scare tactics have spawned into a laugh fest. 

Athena Leanard, Placard Girl / Ensemble

Director Dorinda Toner and choreographer Alicia Turvin sagaciously guided the entire cast in this musical written by Kevin Murphy and Dan Studney. 

Murphy and Studney added some very sly elements to the plot, and made it their own, and the singing and dancing was very solid. The chorus carried the leads and vice versa. 


I sensed a sincere happiness between the cast. Alex Youngblood portrayed Jimmy with melodrama magnificence, as did all the actors. A special shout out to Trevor Sanderson with his wonderfully raucous portrayal of Ralph who becomes clinically insane from his toils of toking. 



 
Annabelle Stern as Sally and Trevor Sanderson as Ralph

Nick Serrone was the blissfully baleful pimp Jack who peddles the Devil's lettuce to teenagers and dual roled as Jesus, portraying both with aplomp.   

Nick Serrone as Jesus and Jack

Leslie Inmon as Mae



The characters Jack, Mae and Sally leading Jimmy into a marijuana maze of mayhem and lascivious lunacy. 

Annebelle Stern was hilarious as Sally, the leading lady of prostitution addicted to the leafy green assassin. 

To be perfectly honest, I'm not a true fan of theatre. I prefer movies over plays, it's just a simple fact embedded into my senses of entertainment. This cast and crew proved those senses wrong. The only  disappointment about "Reefer Madness The Musical" was attending only one show. 

My sister's husband Ron gifted me a front row seat to this laugh out loud satire I didn't know existed. Thanks again Ron! 

Cruising the coastlines of California and Oregon on my extended weekend brought me to Forest Grove on a whim and bravo again for this magnificent matinee of mature mayhem.










Mark Izzy Schurr
 








Saturday, March 29, 2025

A Modern Moron Movie Review

Mythical mayhem weaves its way into the emotions and tangible realities of Jenna Ortega and Paul Rudd who portray father and daughter in "Death of a Unicorn." 

Rudd is a widowed father engulfed in his career. There's a strong communication breakdown between the parent and child. Ortega is bright and distant, and she doesn't share her fathers views of success. 

The unicorn mends their tarnished relationship into a blizzard of bliss, and everybody is happy and lives forever. If you believe this, "Death of a Unicorn" may not suit your movie mojo. 

Rudd inadvertantly aides a notoriously wealthy family in their quest to kill and cage unicorns. The allure of curing cancer and awarding immortality with unicorn blood or remnants from its horn fuels an insane greed. 

The acting is great with a coherently bizarre story. The Dolby Atmos sound Airport Stadium 12 omitted on opening night fit this flick, especially when Ortega touched the unicorns horn. Three stars easy for "Death of a Unicorn."   

Mark Izzy Schurr 

  


Sunday, March 16, 2025

A Modern Moron Movie Review


 "Novacaine" was laden with over the top action violence, yet the souls thirst for love is the prevailing reason I liked this flick. 

Nate and Sherry are co-workers in a bank, and the sparks between the two feed the flames of tangible passion. Sherry is kidnapped by vicious bank robbers who kill the bank manager, seriously dampening the romance. Nate goes after the homicidal bandits in a sly and comical way, he can't feel physical pain. 

"Novacaine" strays from predictability, it's a dark comedy that awakens laughter. Jack Quaid and Amber Midthunder showcased delicious desirers with G rated aplomp. 

Three stars easy for "Navocaine." 

Mark Izzy Schurr   

  

Saturday, March 15, 2025

Ten Gamer Girls Spotlighted

Taylor Ballantyne. Photography 

Honor Smoke, pictured above is the current New York state champion for her weight group in boys and girls wrestling. She trains and competes mostly against boys, often winning. Smoke is 10-years-old, she's also an assistant coach for 5 and 6-year-old wrestlers at the "Little Scrappers" program in upstate New York. She's one of the ten girls  featured in the March issue of Sports Illustrated. 

Honor was immediately sure of herself when she first stepped onto the mat at 7, her mother Brittany said.

"She's a sponge for knowledge, she picks up everything really fast. She does everything with a smile, and has an amazing attitude. She's naturally talented," her coach Jason Chase said.

I still don't know what a tilt is in wrestling, and I read the article I'm currently reviewing. Coach Chase taught her the tilt during a match, and remembered the opposing coach telling his wrestler to stay away from Smoke's tilt, it's her best move. Chase said Smoke learned the move and scored with it in less than a minute.  

Hope's married parents, Brittany and Michael mostly played basketball, and their oldest daughter  is passionate about wrestling, puzzling, yet promoted by the parents.

My fascination for "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland weaves well into my youth sports photography. I simply like young empowered girls. They awake wisdom, showcase positive vibes and instill happiness. 

Maggie Mertens co-wrote this 28 page article with Erin Strout. Each girl generates goals beyond sports. Extracurricular activities, sports or not is a conduit for personal and professioanal goals. Pushing past perceived boundaries and obstacles to get to where you want to go is how Alexa Encarnacion, a mom detailed the importance of her 13-year-old daughter Julia Dinar being on the fencing team.

Five stars for Merkens and Strout's SI article.     

Pepper Persley is a dual sportster in basketball and soft ball, pictured below. She also has a second degree black belt in taekwondo. She's adapt at her sports and avid about its journalism. She has her own podcast, Dish With Pepper, also on the You Tube Channel. She's interviewed WNBA players such as Diana Taurasi and A'ja Wilson. 




Erick W. Rasco. Photography 

Eighth grader Pepper Persley is the starting point guard on the high school girls varsity team. Two of her friends, also 13, play on the high school jv team, and say it was Pepper that convinced her peers to try out for the high school basketball team. 

Eleven-year-old Liana Chan was on the swim team for four years and currently plays hockey scrimmage at the Bronx Boys and Girls Club, competing mostly against boys, Merkens said. 

Hockey fuels Chan's happiness and confidence while making her strong. 

Erick W. Rasco. Photography

Carmen Wilkey is a 12-year-old track star for Move United. In June, 2022, she set the national record in the 60 meter race for her age group, gender and disability. Her left leg was amputated when she was 14 months old because of Fibular Hemimelia. 

A month after her 60 meter record, she set two more national records with the disc throw and long jump. This spring, Wilkey will compete with her middle school alongside and against able bodied athletes. 

Two years ago, Wilkey learned how to snow board, and was riding the intermediate slopes, aka blues on her first day trying. 

This 12-year-old wants to be a two time paralympian in the summer track and field games and a snow boarder in the winter games. Some may say her goals are too big, and she loves proving people wrong. 




Kohjiro Kinno photography

Lala Scholl bagan her passion for playing and organizing pick-up games when she was seven years old. She played on the all boys soccer team in elementary school.

Scholl's tales of soccer continues. Now 12-years-old, she's on the girls soccer team in middle school and said, the level of competition has sky rocketed since elementary school. The natural leadership skills she's demonstrated thus far is an encouraging entree of positivity.    


Jeffery A. Slater. Phototrography

"I'm intelligent, powerful and confident," 13-year-old Krin Brown brown said of herself. 

The Eyekonz Sports curriculum, based in Philadelphia includes skill development, and lessons to build self esteem and coupe with adversity on and off the field. 

Eyekonz Sports is for five to 18-year-olds in field hockey and lacrosse. 

Brown has juvenile Rheumatoid Arthritis and AMPS, Amplified Pain Syndrome, yet still plays on the team. 

"Winning as a team, losing as a team, just being there for each other whenever we can, that'he best feeling ever," Krin said.

Erick W. Rasco. Photo

Twelve-year-old Noelani Spicer was born with spina bifida and cerebral palsy. At the age of five she joined Kinetic Kids which provides training in ambulatory and wheel chair track. 

Spicer has set national records in eight track events for her age group. She maintains confidence through the support of sports and she aspires to be Paralympian. 

Kinetic Kids isn't just about athletic goals and fast times, it's about learning to live independently as possible for as long as possible. 



Taylor Ballantyne. Photography

In the summer of 2020, Julia Dinar's best friend introduced her to Fencing in the Park in Brooklyn. She was 8-years-old at the time. Fencing in the Park was founded and directed by Nzingha Presod, a four time senior world medalist winner, two time Olympian and world champion in fencing. Prescod was the first black woman to medal in the Senior World Championships when she won bronze in 2015. 

In 2021, Prescod Institute for Sport, Teamwork and Education was created by Prescod. The goal for PISTE is to provide students with pathways to become champions, leaders and scholars in fencing. 

Now 13-years-old, Julia Dinar is still hooked on fencing. It allowed her to find confidence in herself and what her body can do, she has severe asthma. Julia credits her mom Alexa Encarnacion for keeping fencing encouraging and fun and to do her best. Don't get too upset when her performance falls short of expectations.

Dinar has appeared on the Kelly Clarkson Show and attended a youth fencing event ahead of the 2024 Summer Games. 

Body image hinders many girls from not even trying out for sports. Be the best version of yourself in sports, or anything chosen to pursue. Bravo again to Merkens and Strout for spotlighting these amazing young girls and the importance of exercising the mind and body. Sound advice for all of us.  

"For girls who might not feel confident in sports because of body image...just because your body doesn't fit into the image of what somebody in your sport is supposed to look like, it doesn't mean you're not capable of great things," Dinar said. 

At 13, Dinar aspires to get a college scholarship in fencing, and moving on to medical school to become a pediatrician. 

Twelve-year-old Ja'nor Elzie is the only girl on her football and basketball team, pictured below. 


High school freshman, Calyz Watkins started playing football when she was six, and misses the sport, but now plays on the varsity basketball girls team. 

Watkins aspires to attend Louisiana State University and getting drafted into the WNBA. Medical school and women's flag football are her back-up plans. 

If your still reading, I'm surprised. All ten of the girls I just mentioned from SI have realistic paths for success and happiness. These girls, yet to start high school possess the wisdom of the ancients and moderns.  

"Never let someone bring down your confidence in yourself, believe in what you want to do," Watkins said.       Mark Izzy Schurr 

       

  

 


     

  

 

Friday, February 14, 2025

A Modern Moron Movie Review





The pursuit of love and all its tangible excitements randomly radiate the hearts and minds of the romantic, and this years "Companion," is a movie maze in a myramid of emotions. 

The romance in a tad cheesy at times, but it works. "Companion" is a blissfully bizziare journey into the realms of science fiction, horror and love. 

Iris, perfectly portrayed by Sophie Thatcher is literally finding herself in this flick. Her charming, but idiot beau concocks a plane to steal $12 million dollars. Amidst his plan, people are viciously slain and those experiencing the tangible throngs of love question their own views on this vast subject. 

Burly death and AI love work well in this dark comedy. Three and a half stars easy for "Companion." 

Mark Izzy Schurr



Sunday, February 9, 2025

Shout Out to Saraswati



Saraswati, the goddess of language, learning, arts and the sciences, and from what I've read about her, zero wrath. 

Saraswati is the epitome of perfect learning and destroys the darkness of ingnorance, a luminous woman of spendid beauty riding upon my dreams. (Krishna Dharma / me) 

The orgins of her existance literally go back the the dawn of creation when gods raged war against each other for thousands of years. 

If it's possible to lovingly renuite with a supreme goddess in the afterlife, I'd be estatic to spend it with the celestrial nymph, Saraswati.

Mark Izzy Schurr 

A Modern Moron Book Review

 


This book will make you a better chess player, but not as good as Bobby Fischer, the world's greatest chess player who won his first world title when he was 14-years-old. 

"Bobby Fischer Teaches Chess," was a Little Libraies score many moons ago. Throughout the book are different chess set ups from actual title matches. Bobby askes the question(s), can white  / black mate? If so, how many moves? How does black or white mate in three, four moves? 

Fischer doesn't reveal exact moves, just the lay out, and whether or not you figure it out, it's completely up to you, I like that.

When I understand Fisher's questions, I feel good about my chess savy, and when it's Chinese algerbra to me, I still have fun playing my own game of chess. In the above picture, it's whites move and if you can't mate in two to three moves, can black? I don't know either, Bobby lays it out for me to play it out. 

Mark Izzy Schurr